[Chasing His Wife to the Crematorium, Click to Watch the Dog Emperor Get Face-Slapped] Lighthearted and hilarious
The Duke's sixth daughter, Li Xingluo, was sent to Mount Laojun to cultivate for four years. When she returned to the capital, a twist of fate made her the chosen future empress.
The dog emperor, who had sworn to choose his own bride, made life difficult for her every day, determined to drive this shameless young woman away.
But the chosen future empress was stubborn to the core. One day, she finally showed her spoiled side and jumped up to shout at him: Why do you think my mother gave birth to me? So Your Majesty wouldn't be left without a wife!
Dog Emperor: ??? Hilarious. I'm wise and mighty, and everyone in my harem of three thousand loves me. (Hilarious, there isn't a single woman in his harem.)
Later, the dog emperor was completely won over. Every day, he followed the little empress around, wagging his tail: Come on, Tangdun'er, be a good girl and let me have a bite.
A little scene:
Beneath the little window after the rain, she was punished with copying the Qingjing Scripture fifty times.
The little empress chewed on her pen, staring at a blank sheet of paper.
He asked coldly, "Where's the scripture you were copying?"
The little empress pouted pitifully. "I don't want to copy it."
Emperor: ??? Why don't you want to copy it?
The little empress's eyes filled with tears, her voice catching in her throat. "I'm lazy..."
For a moment, the emperor's heart softened like a cloud filled with rain. One stir of his heart, and it would pour.
Sharp-tongued, cold-hearted dog emperor vs. seemingly aloof but actually spoiled, talkative little empress
Reader's guide: One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins.
The historical setting is extremely loose. This is a silly, brainless, sweet romance, so just enjoy it and don't overthink it.
The male lead is a jerk at first, but later spends ages chasing his wife to the crematorium. Dive in without worry.
The author specializes in sweet, silly romances. Check out the author's page for more of the same.
The author has a day job. Updates will follow the rankings at first, then five times a week. The time of day may vary, but I'll try to keep to a schedule. T_T
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The blurb was screenshotted on Weibo on October 29.
Please add the author's upcoming novel, My Little Uncle in Jinling, to your collection, meow~
Everyone in Jinling knows that a peerless beauty with a face like jade lives in the Gu family estate on Jishan Lane, home to a respected family with a century of history.
The beautiful young woman has a tragic past. Her family was wiped out when she was five, and she was fortunate to be adopted by a Gu family aunt who had returned to her maiden home and brought her back to the estate.
Her adoptive mother had returned to her family and lived cautiously. Everyone believed she couldn't protect such a delicate flower, and waited to see the beauty fall into the mud and become stained with filth.
But after waiting and waiting, they saw her in a phoenix coronet and embroidered wedding robes, marrying Gu Yining, the most powerful of the Gu family's sixth sons.
Gu Yining was a gentleman of impeccable bearing, refined and proud, the shining star and moon in the hearts of every noble young lady in Jinling.
Yet no one knew that, one rainy year in Jinling, a little girl had run barefoot through the mud and thrown herself into his arms, murmuring, "Little Uncle." From then on, he could never let her go. He would protect her for the rest of her life.
Reader's guide:
The leads are not related by blood.
The male lead is seven years older than the female lead.
The female lead secretly loves the male lead at first, then the male lead secretly loves the female lead later.
Both leads are virgins.
Theme: To be added
The emperor is so pitiful, hahaha, the pillow is wet every day
I just like it so direct!
Second time, I still like it very much, the heroine is so cute.
It's so sweet and pretty. I like it.
It's sweet but not greasy, and the dialogue is cute but not ridiculous. I feel like I am from the north.
I finished reading it in one night, it's great, great
This book is good, very nice
Keep up the good work for the next one! ! !
Hee hee hee, the buns are coming soon
When will the new article be published?