On the day of his proposal, Cheng Jiaque catches his boyfriend cheating with a friend and gets a System to cure his love-addled brain. The System tells Cheng Jiaque that he lives in a novel called The Domineering Movie Emperor's Beloved, where the male leads are his cheating boyfriend and his friend from the entertainment industry. He's only a villain in the story, and his love-addled brain will eventually get his whole family killed.
Cheng Jiaque: Really? I don't believe it!
System: [Complete the tasks issued by the System to cure your love-addled brain and change your fate. Your rewards depend on your task completion rate. Cultivation techniques, immortal medicine recipes, mecha technology: we've got it all. You can even randomly copy one of the scumbag's abilities.]
Cheng Jiaque: ...I'm not doing this for the rewards. I just want to save all my fellow love-addled idiots.
The first step in saving his fellow idiots is to change the original story's plot.
The scumbag couple publicly announce their marriage and invite Cheng Jiaque to the wedding. According to the original plot, he'll cause a scene at the wedding and humiliate himself.
Cheng Jiaque isn't afraid of losing face, so on the wedding day, he sends 99 funeral wreaths along with a couplet: "Chaste and pure, may your impotence last forever." The scumbag's father is so furious he suffers a heart attack right there. The wedding nearly turns into a funeral, with a joyous occasion and a funeral held together.
The scumbag couple appear on a dating reality show to flaunt their love. According to the original plot, Cheng Jiaque will join the show too, jumping around and driving a wedge between the male leads. He'll also use his family's influence to bully the other guests, ultimately ruining his reputation and getting ten thousand viewers to spam the show with demands that he leave the entertainment industry.
In reality, Cheng Jiaque discovers that the other guests on the dating show are either love-addled idiots or scumbags, and lets out a cheer. "I'm going to break up all those couples!" He turns the show into a game of Werewolf, tearing into scumbags and stirring up chaos from start to finish. The viewers love it. Then, after breaking up every couple, Cheng Jiaque ends up happily pairing off with another male guest...
Viewers so caught up in the gossip they can't tear themselves away: "Is something not quite right here?"
Viewers who tuned in to ship the couples: Is Cheng Jiaque part of a demolition crew? One couple after another on this dating show, and he breaks them all up! Is he a husky or what?
As Cheng Jiaque changes the plot with unstoppable force and saves the love-addled idiots, the original male leads are shocked to discover that the cannon-fodder male supporting characters, who were supposed to be under their thumb and at their beck and call, are escaping the control of the plot one after another. But why are they escaping in such bizarre ways?!
Cheng Jiaque: Just tell me, did I finish the task or not? Don't worry about how I did it. We love-addled idiots have our own rhythm!
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Coming soon: The Real Young Master Comes from 1937. If you're interested, add it to your favorites.
He died amid the artillery fire of 1937,
then was reborn in a peaceful new era.
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Coming soon: Eighteen-Year-Old Idol Contestant, Wrongfully Bound to the Veteran Actor Comeback System. If you're interested, add it to your favorites.
The eighteen-year-old male lead is standing on the idol competition stage when a ding suddenly rings in his ear.
[Now over fifty, you've fallen out of fashion and left the entertainment industry to become an influencer selling products on livestreams. Watching a fan-edited video titled The Uncles Were Once in Their Prime, you can't help sighing and lamenting how quickly youth fades and time makes everyone old.
Then an idea suddenly occurs to you. You decide to make a comeback and act again, becoming a true veteran actor. The Veteran Actor Comeback System is now activated.]
The male lead, who has just turned eighteen: ???
Hold on, who's over fifty? I'm only eighteen! And I'm competing in an idol show. I just want to be an idol. I never said I wanted to act!
Did this System bind to the wrong person or what!!!!!!!
Theme: Learn to love yourself so you can love others better
I thought that our Xiao Cheng had been betrayed by the scumbag and had become invincible. Unexpectedly, we only lasted for one variety show.
Only forty? He must be in his late forties...
Found a love brain!
The author likes to use the word "bear the brunt", but some of it is used incorrectly...
I was very happy to read it again. I was just curious about how Yu Qingming was studied by the Taoist priests.
Hahaha, this is a closed-door joke
They are members of the Scumbag Victims Alliance, why are you getting involved?
"The leopard unites and the spirit separates" is a big bug for the author~
It's so good, so good, the flowers are scattered at the end 🎆
Come on to the Focus Interview, it's no longer enough for you to be nice [Lie down]