Building a Career in a Crematorium Novel

[New Novel Coming Soon: The Cannon Fodder Top Is Reborn, blurb below. If you're interested, feel free to add it to your collection!]

After dying from overwork, Su Kejie transmigrated into a novel about a lover chasing his partner through hell and back, as the story's destined bottom. According to the original plot, the male lead would fall in love with him at first sight and pursue him until he gave in. Then, after various cannon-fodder villains stirred up trouble, misunderstandings would pile up between them. Following a series of infuriating melodramatic twists, the male lead would finally see the error of his ways, and the two would get their happy ending.

Su Kejie: "...What kind of trashy melodrama is this? No wonder nobody reads it!"

Su Kejie only cared about his career. He scoffed, tore up the script, and threw himself into the startup craze. And so...

When the scene came where the male lead fell for Su Kejie at first sight and teasingly confessed his feelings...

Su Kejie: "Move. You're in the way. You're making me late for overtime!"

When the male lead finally won Su Kejie's heart after enduring countless hardships, accompanying him to class, working overtime, and exercising with him through all kinds of weather, only to misunderstand him because of the people around him and refuse to explain himself, then make all sorts of passive-aggressive remarks to Su Kejie's face...

Su Kejie: "If you can't talk like a normal person, donate your mouth to someone who can!"

When the male lead's parents tried to break up the couple by constantly telling him that Su Kejie only liked his money, not him...

Su Kejie, who had already built his business into an empire and was acquiring companies all over the world: "Why don't you sign this acquisition agreement? Let's see if I'll still want you after you go bankrupt."

When the male lead misunderstood that Su Kejie had fallen for someone else and found some nobody to put on an act with, hoping to provoke Su Kejie...

Su Kejie: "...Just say you want to be castrated!"

When the truth finally came out and the male lead realized he'd misunderstood Su Kejie, then tried to show his remorse by repenting, banging his head against the wall, and even attempting to stab himself...

Su Kejie, who had been buried in paperwork all this time, finally flew into a rage: "If you dare stab yourself in the kidney, I'll dump you on the spot and find someone else!"

A career-focused bottom who seems calm and restrained but is actually sharp-tongued and bursting with snark x a love-brained top who thinks, Oh no, my wife doesn't love me! The sky is falling! and can't stop making things worse

Coming soon: The Cannon Fodder Top Is Reborn

The genius restorer Gu Jiuque died on the same day Bai Yuesheng married someone else.

Everyone knew Bai Yuesheng had a childhood friend who was disfigured, paralyzed, and unable to speak. To pay for his treatment, Bai Yuesheng worked his way through college and worked hard to build a business. His innocence, kindness, determination, hard work, and keen business sense earned him countless admirers. They also made Gu Jiuque the thorn in their side.

They all thought Gu Jiuque was holding Bai Yuesheng back, clinging to him because he knew Bai Yuesheng was soft-hearted and kind. Nobody knew Gu Jiuque had ended up this way saving Bai Yuesheng. They also had no idea that Bai Yuesheng's talent for appraising antiques and astonishing luck came from the Gu family's heirloom and Gu Jiuque's guidance.

Bai Yuesheng's admirers came up with countless ways to target Gu Jiuque and get rid of the thorn in their side. At last, on Bai Yuesheng's wedding day, they made sure Gu Jiuque died a horrible death in a fire. After his death, Gu Jiuque awakened to the truth: he was living in a book. Bai Yuesheng was the male lead, while he was merely a cannon-fodder character who had been defeated by the male lead's protagonist aura. Everything he'd gone through had been for the sake of Bai Yuesheng's shining reputation.

When Gu Jiuque opened his eyes again, he was back ten years in the past. The Gu family mansion had not yet been consumed by fire. He had not lost his legs or been disfigured while saving Bai Yuesheng in the blaze. His parents had not yet died in a car accident on their way to take him to the hospital. Everything could start over.

Looking at Bai Yuesheng, who was confessing his love with tender eyes while hinting that he wanted to see the Gu family's heirloom, Gu Jiuque smiled.

In this life, he would not be anyone's stepping stone. With the family heirloom in hand, Gu Jiuque would protect his family and restore the family business.

And he would not spare a single one of the people who had plotted to kill his entire family.

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After being reborn, Gu Jiuque was ready to fight his enemies to the death. He never expected that the person who had caused his death in his previous life would beg at his feet in this life, all because of his looks.

What a joke!

A certain large beast who would wag his tail at his precious treasure whenever he had nothing better to do: Exactly!

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At first, Shen Heng thought the handsome, well-proportioned young gentleman he'd met by chance on the antique street had a good eye. After buying antiques, he often asked him to take a look. Later, he found out the young gentleman could also restore relics, so he handed over a pile of "junk" that had accumulated at home for him to repair.

Later on, Shen Heng became unhappy whenever he saw the cats and dogs gathering around Gu Jiuque. He felt that people were coveting his treasure.

So someone curled his tail around his treasure and glared at everyone: "Let's see who dares covet what's mine!"

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A friendly reminder:

1. This is a fictional parallel world, entirely made up.

2. The male lead is adored by everyone, and there will be plenty of melodrama. Plenty, plenty, plenty. That's important, so I'm saying it three times.

3. The goal is to make it emotionally satisfying, not logical or intelligent.

4. The author is letting loose and isn't trying to act like a decent person. It's really melodramatic, so consider yourself warned.

Coming soon: The Saber Sovereign Is Still a Clinging Vine Today [Interstellar]

After failing his tribulation and nearly losing his soul, the Saber Sovereign reincarnates as an old human whose gene chain is intact but who cannot awaken.

In this world, old humans who are too frail to care for themselves are considered the world's most precious treasure. They cannot awaken, and they lack strong bodies and powerful mental abilities, but every old human can give birth to healthy children. They are the hope of humanity's continued existence, and receive the highest level of protection in the universe. As long as they dress beautifully every day and diligently study cooking, flower arranging, needlework, and housekeeping, they can spend their lives in peace, like delicate clinging vines.

The Saber Sovereign, who had lived a rough life but always envied the refined lifestyle of respectable sects: "That's an option?"

After reincarnating, the Saber Sovereign happily studies needlework, cooking, and flower arranging every day.

Until one day, while the whole family is traveling, they run into space pirates.

Seeing his parents and older brother in danger, along with the utterly arrogant space pirates, the Saber Sovereign gives a cold snort. With a flick of his jade finger, an embroidery needle pierces the sky and punches straight through a mech.

The Empire's First Legion: "The Crown Prince's frail, helpless fiance has run into the most notorious space pirates in the entire star system. We have to rescue him!"

Subordinate: "His Highness's fiance has already wiped out all the pirates. He's perfectly safe."

Military commanders: "How is that possible? The Crown Prince's fiance is so frail and delicate. How did he wipe out the pirates?"

Subordinate: "With an embroidery needle."

Theme: Keep striving!!!