Your Majesty, Are You All Right?

After Shen Mi, the queen of Hehua Mountain, falls from her horse and loses her memory, her underlings are terribly worried about their queen. But... starting life again from a blank slate... turns out to be a lot of fun. A bandit chieftain's husband, a leader's stepfather, and a loyal, shameless dog of a man in human form. But she still thinks the best way to enjoy life is to admire handsome men everywhere and spend other people's money. Little scene: On the autumn day of the seventh month, after the full moon, Su Shi and a friend went boating beneath the Hundred Thousand Mountains. In the distance, they saw a group of bandits robbing someone, so he said to his friend, "Let's go back." His friend replied, "Agreed." ...As if. Su Si: Boss, I was just passing through! Su Ke: Boss, I was only passing through with him! Shen Mi: Shut up! I just want a serving of Dongpo pork! Some Song: Mi Mi, I don't think you're quite the same as before. Shen Mi: How am I different? And don't call me Mi Mi. Call me Your Majesty! Some Song: You used to call yourself "this old lady." Shen Mi: To hell with "this old lady"! You're the one who should call yourself that! Reader's Guide 1. This story was written when the author was letting loose. It's pure comedy and entertainment [pay attention to this]. The plot is ridiculous, purely for my own amusement and to make readers laugh. The heroine's identity is just window dressing. If you don't like it, click X. Personal attacks and further complaints about the heroine's characterization are not welcome. If you want to read something serious by the author, check out my other works! 2. This is a story about an eccentric mountain bandit queen and a male lead who is devoted only to her and loves to flirt. 3. This story is set in a fictional world. The blurb borrows from Su Shi's Ode to the Red Cliffs, but this story has nothing to do with history. Premise: A brainless bit of fluff