I Might Be a Fake Universal Heartthrob [Crossover]

XXXXX Exclusively published on Jinjiang. Reposting is prohibited. XXXXXXXXXX Updates at 6 p.m.; other times are for fixing typos. If there's no update at 6 p.m., then there won't be an update today. XXXXX [Are you ready? You're about to enter the world of "The One and Only"...] [In this world, there is only one protagonist, one hero, and one king: you. Everyone else is here to make you the most beautiful and clever person in the world, so anything you do is allowed. Even if you have no decency, no shame, and no morals, no one will notice or find out. So let yourself go and enjoy the fun of being adored by everyone...] You transmigrate into the protagonist of a single-player game. As you repeatedly push your limits, lose your dignity, and throw away your shame under immense pressure, the NPCs who were supposed to ignore you suddenly become self-aware. Some Iron Man: Officer, that's the person! Hurry up and arrest her! Some Spider-Man: It's you! The classmate who cosplayed as a wild man! Some Doctor: You're so unbelievably handsome, I want to marry you! Some Archer: Get in line behind me! Some Captain: If it's the transformed version, count me in! Some Detective: You've given me a new perspective on humanity. You, voted the superhero everyone most wants to marry for the fifth time: Weren't you supposed to be a single-player game? Is it too late to delete my account and start over? Some Corpse: It's too late. [Please read the following cautions carefully] 1. This is a third-person game story. The System is a jerk, and its abilities are even worse. The protagonist is ridiculously overpowered and a forced Mary Sue! 2. A crossover of American and British works. You transmigrate as a 200-jin fat person, and you're definitely a pure combat type. Whether you manage to slim down later is entirely up to you! 3. The male lead hasn't been decided. Characters may be out of character, and the timeline is a mess. Please be kind to silly Yu Sang, who gave up on intelligence and logic ages ago. 4. Here's the most important point, so pay attention: Updates are supposedly irregular? 5. I'll add more if I think of anything. Anyway, if you're as shameless and boundary-pushing as Yu Sang, and can accept the four points above, click into this story and let your imagination run wild with Yu Sang, enjoying the pleasures (and pain) the game brings the heroine!!!