An unfinished, abandoned story. Please don't read it. I'll write more if I get inspired someday!
An unfinished, abandoned story. Please don't read it. I'll write more if I get inspired someday!
An unfinished, abandoned story. Please don't read it. I'll write more if I get inspired someday!
Important things must be said three times.
A rookie intern editor at Jinjiang transmigrates into a melodramatic historical romance written by one of the terrible authors she manages. She only wanted to be an honest, diligent, hardworking senior maid. Who could have guessed she'd meet him and end up on an irreversible path to becoming the emperor's favored consort?
Everyone in the kingdom knows that Prince Chen is a fierce, decisive warrior. But Mu Yan knows all his embarrassing secrets. These past few days, the people of the kingdom have been stunned: their beloved and respected God of War, Prince Chen, has actually been rejected by a lowly maid with no status or standing!
Prince Chen's estate, Yanran Pavilion.
"Miss Mu, are you certain you want to reject the proposal of Prince Chen, a dashing and elegant man, handsome as Pan An, and hailed as the nation's dream man?" cried the bridal chaperone, who was being dragged by the arms into the side room for the 101st time. She still refused to give up.
"Absolutely certain!" answered the unmarried young woman, already past the age of fifteen, without a moment's hesitation.
Dashing and elegant? Handsome as Pan An? The nation's dream man? Give me a break. That's because none of you saw how short, fat, and hopelessly stupid he was as a kid!
This story also goes by the titles The Possibility of a Short, Poor, Ugly Loser Turning into a Tall, Rich, Handsome Man, How to Snag a Powerful Patron Without Anyone Noticing, Every Fat Guy Is a Potential Catch, The Journey from Third-Class Maid to Beloved Consort, Even Becoming a Dream Man Can't Change Your Born Loser Aura, and Every Day I Get to Watch My Husband Act Like an Idiot. Apparently, this is a sweet, silly domestic and palace intrigue story disguised as a serious drama, with the male and female leads being so lovey-dovey that they'll have no friends. Exclusively published on Jinjiang. No reviews that reveal future plot points, and no reposting. Silly Fish is a contracted author. The editor has informed me that this story will be available to paying readers this Friday, July 17. Thank you, my little angels, for all your support so far. Please keep supporting Fish! ╭(╯3╰)╮
A few things to know before reading:
1. Both leads are virgins. One-on-one romance, with a happy ending.
2. This is a coming-of-age story. Apparently, the male lead was so stupid as a child that nobody wanted to be friends with him. The romance will develop very, very, very slowly, slowly enough to circle the globe.
3. This is an alternate history, and a very loosely constructed one. Logic and historical accuracy? What's that? Don't talk to this silly author about intelligence; it's been offline for ages.
4. What? You want to know the female lead's golden finger? Probably her skin-thick-as-a-city-wall shamelessness, her ability to bend without breaking, and her talent for pretending to stay calm and clever when things happen, while actually being a fool.
5. As for updates, Fish posts 3,000 words a day, so feel free to dive in. Updates come in the evening.
Here are some of Fish's other stories: My Lord, You Dropped Your Divorce Papers, The Princess Sent to Marry vs. the Cold-Blooded Prince [Completed, modern woman travels to ancient times]; The Beloved Consort, My Lord, Please Accept My Admiration [Completed manuscript, modern woman travels to ancient times]; Naturally Adorable When You're This Clueless, Delicate and Soft, Easy to Push Over [Please favorite Snow Eel's author page]. #http://_1{color:#FF3300;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}
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What I found strange was that Mu Yan never explained why she wanted to knock the prince unconscious. She didn't even have a single explanation on the surface, so it was too childish for people to ask questions, right?
In ancient times, maids generally did not need to have their feet bound... Because they had to work... Only the usually delicate ladies and ladies were qualified to have their feet bound. And Miss Yuerong in this article is a tough girl. If she likes to wield knives and guns, she won't bind her feet.
I think the heroine is really cool. . . I feel like I'm praising the heroine just because I'm so humble. The so-called clay figures still have a temper, and rabbits will bite when they are anxious. Even if the heroine wanted to survive in ancient times where there were no human rights, it would be impossible for her to behave like this! From the perspective of the heroine not wanting to argue with children, it is also unreasonable. In modern times, if a child in his teens does this to you every day, even an adult in his thirties or forties would be angry. What's more, she can be considered a pampered and raised heroine. The heroine's performance really made me feel like I wanted to vomit but couldn't.
I was laughing so hard that I had to come out and bubble. I want to see how the male protagonist realizes and counterattacks. Imaginary history is just a matter of whatever the author sets the rules for, so there is no need to be too particular about it.
The heroine must be a softie to a certain extent. Xi'er bullied her to such an extent that her life was in danger, but she didn't even fight back.
According to the routine of romance novels, shouldn't the male protagonist say I believe you didn't steal anything? Ah ha ha ha
No matter what, I really hate Ling Yuerong. I like the little fat guy the most in the whole story. He is so cute and has a bloody face.
Isn't this a fictional article? Moreover, it seems that maids do not have their feet bound, because it is not easy to work. It would make sense to say that the heroine was once a young lady from a wealthy family. However, bound feet do not make it possible to run fast. All four toes are pressed under the soles of the feet, making it difficult to walk. Therefore, a lady from a wealthy family will have a graceful feeling when she walks out. And only in the Qing Dynasty, feet were bound like that. The Ming Dynasty pursued slenderness. Said, if Ling Yuerong wants to learn riding and shooting, foot binding cannot support the amount of exercise. Foot binding is also a kind of restraint on women in ancient times. The background of the article does not seem to be the kind of restraint on women in the Qing Dynasty. What kind of environment breeds what kind of culture? Such a normal environment cannot give birth to such a twisted bad habit. I hope the author can think carefully about it. Come on!
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What I found strange was that Mu Yan never explained why she wanted to knock the prince unconscious. She didn't even have a single explanation on the surface, so it was too childish for people to ask questions, right?
In ancient times, maids generally did not need to have their feet bound... Because they had to work... Only the usually delicate ladies and ladies were qualified to have their feet bound. And Miss Yuerong in this article is a tough girl. If she likes to wield knives and guns, she won't bind her feet.
I think the heroine is really cool. . . I feel like I'm praising the heroine just because I'm so humble. The so-called clay figures still have a temper, and rabbits will bite when they are anxious. Even if the heroine wanted to survive in ancient times where there were no human rights, it would be impossible for her to behave like this! From the perspective of the heroine not wanting to argue with children, it is also unreasonable. In modern times, if a child in his teens does this to you every day, even an adult in his thirties or forties would be angry. What's more, she can be considered a pampered and raised heroine. The heroine's performance really made me feel like I wanted to vomit but couldn't.
I was laughing so hard that I had to come out and bubble. I want to see how the male protagonist realizes and counterattacks. Imaginary history is just a matter of whatever the author sets the rules for, so there is no need to be too particular about it.
The heroine must be a softie to a certain extent. Xi'er bullied her to such an extent that her life was in danger, but she didn't even fight back.
According to the routine of romance novels, shouldn't the male protagonist say I believe you didn't steal anything? Ah ha ha ha
No matter what, I really hate Ling Yuerong. I like the little fat guy the most in the whole story. He is so cute and has a bloody face.
Isn't this a fictional article? Moreover, it seems that maids do not have their feet bound, because it is not easy to work. It would make sense to say that the heroine was once a young lady from a wealthy family. However, bound feet do not make it possible to run fast. All four toes are pressed under the soles of the feet, making it difficult to walk. Therefore, a lady from a wealthy family will have a graceful feeling when she walks out. And only in the Qing Dynasty, feet were bound like that. The Ming Dynasty pursued slenderness. Said, if Ling Yuerong wants to learn riding and shooting, foot binding cannot support the amount of exercise. Foot binding is also a kind of restraint on women in ancient times. The background of the article does not seem to be the kind of restraint on women in the Qing Dynasty. What kind of environment breeds what kind of culture? Such a normal environment cannot give birth to such a twisted bad habit. I hope the author can think carefully about it. Come on!
The heroine is so naughty... Ugh
At this age... Still crawling on the bed...=L=