Naruto: When I Became Him (or Her)

Recommendation: [Western Crossover] I Insist We're Family (I don't care, you're my dad!) If I were that person from Naruto, what would I do? One character per chapter, each chapter stands alone. The chapter title is the character whose fate gets changed. Here's the table of contents: ▽ Naruto: Destroying Konoha starts with me! ▽ Sasuke: What have I done in all these cycles of reincarnation? ▽ Sakura: My tangled love-hate story with him and him... ▽ Obito: Becoming the Fifth Hokage doesn't sound bad. ▽ Kakashi: I died. ▽ Rin Nohara: I lived. ▽ Minato: Raising a son is so hard. ▽ Itachi: What the hell! My little brother's a transmigrator too! ▽ Shisui: Itachi, stop hiding. Give me a kiss! ▽ Madara: Getting it on with Hashirama. The worldbuilding is tweaked a little in every chapter. This is a work of unrestrained imagination, dedicated to all the ideas I never have time to write. Short stories. Theme: