[Naruto] Cherry Blossoms and the Flaming Gunbai

My name is Sakura Uchiha. Before I married, my surname was Haruno. I have two teammates, a team leader, and a mentor. One teammate is Naruto Uzumaki, son of the Fourth Hokage, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, and one of the surviving members of the Uzumaki Clan. The other is Sasuke Uchiha, a genius and the only surviving member of the Uchiha Clan. My team leader is Kakashi Hatake, son of the White Fang of Konoha and a student of the Fourth Hokage. He's known as Konoha's number-one technician. He has a best friend who faked his death, but Sensei doesn't know that, so he's been visiting his supposedly dead best friend's grave for eighteen years. My mentor is Tsunade, granddaughter of Hashirama Senju, the First Hokage. She's one of the Legendary Sannin, Princess Tsunade, and has terrible luck at gambling. She's known as the Legendary Big Loser. She's my mentor, but technically I'm actually her senior. It would probably be best not to tell her that. Oh, right, let me introduce myself again. I'm Sakura Uchiha, formerly Haruno. I have a daughter named Uchiha Homura and a husband named Madara Uchiha. But for some reason, they all think I should marry my teammate, Sasuke Uchiha, instead of Madara. Honestly, when I said I planned to marry Madara, everyone except Sasuke, who looked relieved, had an expression that said, [Today's not April Fools' Day], [That joke isn't funny at all], or [Don't you like Sasuke?]. Damn it! Do you have a problem with who I'm marrying? [Fist clenched] #My reincarnation doesn't mean it's really me# #My reincarnation is actually my wife's teammate# #I want to be Sakura's teammate too, damn it# #Sasuke, I respect you for daring to compete with Madara Uchiha for a woman# #No wonder Madara stabbed you so easily. Even Izuna's face couldn't save you# #Farewell, teammate. In honor of our years as best friends, I'll burn offerings for you# #The brutal love triangle between my husband and my teammate (not really)# #The moment I saw the face on my husband's chest, I resolved to get a divorce# #Oh, I've already found my next husband. It's you, teammate# #Huh? Wait, aren't we just engaged? We haven't actually gotten married, have we?# #What can I do? I'm desperate too# #Why does everyone think Sakura likes me?# #That's obviously a look as loving as a mother's, okay?# ☆ Pairing: Madara and Sakura. The whole story is undergoing major revisions ★ Also known as: Actually, It's All a Misunderstanding and They All Think I Should Marry Sasuke