I Don't Think a Wise Man Can Be the Protagonist of an Infinite-World Story

The first three chapters are blank and reserved for the setting. The main story begins in Chapter Four. I had a happy family and a wonderful life. I was practically winning at life, and then the plane I was on crashed. I had a successful academic career and girls chasing after me. I was a cool, aloof heartthrob, and then I became an Overcomer and got someone clinging to me. I was calm, brilliant, and born with limitless wisdom, and then the author told me I couldn't be the protagonist. Author: This is a classic infinite-flow story. Only an ape-like person can take on this important role. Xie Li: I think he's too smart to be an ape. Author: No, no. This is a wholesome infinite-flow story. The authorities have decreed that the main couple's relationship is not normal... Xie Li: But doesn't he want to be with me too? Author: ...Here, take the pen and write it yourself. *A proper infinite-flow story, more or less, with a bit of plot and a bit of bromance. *Xie Li is the bottom, Shulongcheng is the top. One-on-one, with an older top and younger bottom. *Neither has any prior experience with that sort of relationship. Ask me again and... damn it, ask me again and I still won't write a sex scene [. *Going premium on November 6. That's that. *Originally titled Infinite Return. I'm going to let myself run wild.