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Couple: scheming, green-tea, black-lotus top x a sweet, silly bottom who thinks he's the top
A silly, sweet little comedy about a hilarious family!
Blurb: Jiang Jingci is the protagonist on the receiving end in a revenge danmei novel. Because he is the fake young master, he is forced into a business marriage with the Pei family and becomes the second young master's live-in husband.
The second young master of the Pei family has had difficulty getting around since childhood due to a leg condition. He is vicious and short-tempered, and constantly humiliates and abuses Jiang Jingci, his live-in husband. He is the most despicable villain in the book.
Now, Pei Siyue looks down at the wheelchair beneath him and his limp legs, his face drained of color.
He has transmigrated into a book, becoming a scummy top villain with the same name as himself. According to the original story, he will torment Jiang Jingci, body and soul, for three whole years, maxing out his hatred.
Later, Jiang Jingci will become an heir worth tens of billions overnight. Once in power, he will acquire the entire Pei family business in a bloody takeover, burn their marital home to the ground, and leave the villainous scumbag top to die a miserable death.
Pei Siyue glances at Jiang Jingci, who has been tormented by the original owner and is now at death's door, and immediately decides to divorce him and run away. But it turns out that's going to be difficult.
When Pei Siyue says he wants a divorce, his father lashes Jiang Jingci with a whip, berating him for not knowing how to serve his husband. His mother taunts and sneers at Jiang Jingci, while his older brother even writes out a handbook of rules for a proper husband and slaps it right into Jiang Jingci's face!
To maintain his persona, Pei Siyue keeps his expression dark and unchanging, but inside he's a nervous wreck: These people really are all villains. Could you stop trying to get yourselves killed in front of the protagonist without dragging me into it?!
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Because the plot must stay on track, Pei Siyue has to deliver a series of scumbag lines. But he never expected that after saying them with an evil, arrogant smirk, he'd end up apologizing in a soft voice in his sleep.
Scumbag Pei Siyue: I want to kiss you in front of everyone. Humiliating you is the whole point.
Sleep-talking Pei Siyue: I'm sorry. Could you punish me with a hickey shaped like a strawberry?
Scumbag Pei Siyue: As my live-in wife, you should know how to do your duty, right? Go wash yourself and wait for me in bed.
Sleep-talking Pei Siyue: Or... how about you make it so I can't get out of bed?
Later on, Pei Siyue notices that Jiang Jingci keeps giving him increasingly strange looks. What on earth is going on?
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To build up enough money to support himself after the divorce, Pei Siyue returns to his old profession and starts writing songs. After finishing them, he realizes no one in the entertainment industry can sing them, so he has to perform them himself from his wheelchair.
Unexpectedly, Pei Siyue becomes an overnight sensation. He glides slowly across the red carpet in his wheelchair, and his astonishingly beautiful face and proud, aristocratic manner set the whole crowd abuzz.
Reporter: Rumor has it you're engaged to the president of Jiang Corporation. Is that true?
Pei Siyue smiles faintly: We're just ordinary friends.
That night, Jiang Jingci is photographed passionately kissing Pei Siyue. He kisses not only his lips, but his legs too, setting the whole internet ablaze.
The next day, Pei Siyue angrily smashes his wheelchair. Damn it, if Jiang Jingci hadn't been so fierce and made him lose his head, he could have kept pretending to be disabled for a few more years!
1. Pei Siyue is the one on the receiving end, and transmigrates into a scummy top.
2. The legal marriage age is different in this setting: Pei is 20, and Jiang is 18.
3. There are bonus scenes, which are apparently even better than the main story.
4. The entertainment industry is only a tiny part of the story later on, so don't worry.
Theme: No matter how many difficulties we face, we must keep fighting against fate.
Sprinkle flowers ∠※∠※
It feels like Pei was obviously deceived in the ambiguous stage when family affection turns into love. Does this mean that love makes people childish? It's not like the behavior of a 25-year-old adult man at all. It's simply too much. It's a confusing plot to stick to the bottom line of family ties and then enter the circle of love. There is also age. I remember it seems that Guo Jiang was written about skipping grades (?) Because he had been studying since he was a child. Normally, there would be no problem if he was 18 and went to the third year of high school, but if he skipped a grade, he still had to go to the third year of high school if he was 18... My own 18th birthday was in my freshman year, so I had a deeper impression. I feel like I want to write a story about being a boss, but I can't bear to live on campus. I also want to rationalize the education system, marry first, love later, and add sand sculptures and Jinjiang regulations to force a wave of settings. I want to eat any setting. Some places are really contradictory and the integration is quite blunt. My relationship has become even more mindless. On the one hand, I feel that I have to leave sooner or later because of the plot - I am just a brother. On the other hand, I want to coax people with no lower limit - I am the scumbag. On the other hand, he is the person who the protagonist attacks - why doesn't he love me anymore. What does he want to do if he wants to take all the bonuses?
May they be together for a hundred years, and they will give birth to precious children early, two in one year, and three in two years!
Ho ho ho, chasing my wife at the crematorium
When did the person named Shen appear?
So I don't remember who Shen Qinghe is, oooooooooooo
Ah, so fast, but everyone has a destination, oh yeah
I have even forgotten who Shen Qinghe is.
Wow hahahahaha finally waiting for Dr. Zong to pursue the crematorium
It's been a long time since I've completely finished a novel. The writing is so sweet and cute, and the words are so cute. Bai Bai is also cute. Everyone in it is cute. Everyone has their own destiny. Goodbye.
Nice! I can't fill my stomach with the extra episodes in vain????????????, I can still have hundreds of millions more bowls!
Sprinkle flowers ∠※∠※ It feels like Pei was obviously deceived in the ambiguous stage when family affection turns into love. Does this mean that love makes people childish? It's not like the behavior of a 25-year-old adult man at all. It's simply too much. It's a confusing plot to stick to the bottom line of family ties and then enter the circle of love. There is also age. I remember it seems that Guo Jiang was written about skipping grades (?) Because he had been studying since he was a child. Normally, there would be no problem if he was 18 and went to the third year of high school, but if he skipped a grade, he still had to go to the third year of high school if he was 18... My own 18th birthday was in my freshman year, so I had a deeper impression. I feel like I want to write a story about being a boss, but I can't bear to live on campus. I also want to rationalize the education system, marry first, love later, and add sand sculptures and Jinjiang regulations to force a wave of settings. I want to eat any setting. Some places are really contradictory and the integration is quite blunt. My relationship has become even more mindless. On the one hand, I feel that I have to leave sooner or later because of the plot - I am just a brother. On the other hand, I want to coax people with no lower limit - I am the scumbag. On the other hand, he is the person who the protagonist attacks - why doesn't he love me anymore. What does he want to do if he wants to take all the bonuses?
May they be together for a hundred years, and they will give birth to precious children early, two in one year, and three in two years!
Ho ho ho, chasing my wife at the crematorium
When did the person named Shen appear?
So I don't remember who Shen Qinghe is, oooooooooooo
Ah, so fast, but everyone has a destination, oh yeah
I have even forgotten who Shen Qinghe is.
Wow hahahahaha finally waiting for Dr. Zong to pursue the crematorium
It's been a long time since I've completely finished a novel. The writing is so sweet and cute, and the words are so cute. Bai Bai is also cute. Everyone in it is cute. Everyone has their own destiny. Goodbye.
Nice! I can't fill my stomach with the extra episodes in vain????????????, I can still have hundreds of millions more bowls!