Everything belongs to the Creator, J.K. Rowling! She created the world with seven books! She thought Harry Potter was good, so she named him after it! All the inspiration comes from Ji Suixin's story, "[Harry Potter] Those Sudden Flashes of Inspiration." Those ideas are hers.
Dudley is reborn as Harry after an accident involving a Dementor, and so begins his life in the Wizarding World, where he punches Voldemort and tramples Albus underfoot... yeah, right!
Although Dudley is reborn, sadly, he's no great shakes. He's nothing like our Chosen One Potter, who is a complete mess. He nearly let Quirrell succeed, and he made no friends! And when it comes to D, he's obviously nowhere near as impressive as our Potter. There's just nothing he can do about it! How can such a terrible Chosen One possibly be allowed? And so, he appears...
P.S. The story's pairing is undecided, but if there is one, it will definitely be as the original idea's creator, Ji Suixin, said, because I love canon pairings! I'm just not sure how to write one, especially Cho, so there may not be a pairing. I selected no pairing for the orientation, but please don't blame me if one does appear.
P.P.S. I'll do my best to avoid character derailment and keep everyone in character, following the original as closely as I can. I'm not sure I'm capable of it, but I'll try. Still, I tend to derail things easily. Even though I planned this as a serious story, I think it may turn into a farce or something silly in the end. I'm also not very good at researching canon, so there may be errors. Please point them out bluntly!
P.P.P.S. I also can't write blurbs or come up with titles, so please let me know if you have any good ideas! I had wanted to write about how Dudley lost James's wand, but it turns out that in the original, James was just careless and forgot to take it, so I'm not writing that anymore. And don't ask why I don't put all this in a separate appendix: it's because I want to make a Mary and Max reference!
If you write this topic well, it will be a masterpiece.
This meme is quite funny, but the original text has too much narration and is a bit dragging.
A little information for the author: when combined with dragon nerves, chestnut wands will be best suited to wizards who indulge in luxury goods and material comforts without caring much about how they are obtained. Most wands are between nine and fourteen inches in length, and unusually short wands are often chosen by wizards with character flaws. Well, it really suits Dali. Wondering if holly wands will sell in the future?
It's a very interesting story, keep it up!
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Come on, great author, I'm looking forward to the follow-up development.