A Hundred Ways to Save Shesheng Tongzi

Zhu Wu, infected with super rabies, spent several months lying in the Ghost Clan doctor’s infirmary. A courtier from the Evil Clan who was friends with Zhu Wu quietly told him the news: their queen, Jiu Huo, was pregnant. That night, Zhu Wu scratched at the door outside Jiu Huo’s palace all night. Jiu Huo didn’t open it, and he didn’t dare force his way in again. On the day Jiu Huo gave birth, Zhu Wu crouched outside the door all day. A crackfic, parody, OOC, no couple.