The Embarrassing Stories of the Poor Heavenly Master

What should I do if my stepbrother Li Erwang, who depends on each other for life, dies young due to a car accident? Weak Little Cabbage (not) Chu Renmei replied: Make him a zombie! What should I do if my family owes a lot of debt because of this zombie brother? Chu Renmei, a self-taught zombie Taoist priest, replied: Just make money to pay off your debts! How can you still default on your debt? Li Erwang held out an apple picked from nowhere with stiff hands and feet: Happy birthday! Li Erwang: I really want to live. Only in this way will we not get cold when we hug each other. Also known as "The years when the paralyzed and incompetent Junior Sister Shang and her old brother who died young and was made into a zombie depended on each other." No cheats, no cheats, just an ordinary person and a corpse, a life of blood and tears working for an unscrupulous organization to pay off debts, cough cough Postscript to this article Please take advance notice~ Please go to the column for invisible tubes~ The copy is as follows: Copywriting one: Bai Xiwei: Did you see it? There is a face above the sun. Tan Zhuo: Where? I can't see it? Bai Xiwei: Yes, you can't see it, none of you can see it. Tan Zhuo really couldn't see it, but even if many years passed, he could not forget her eyes that reflected the stars, moon and frost. Even at that time, he had returned to his original name Xu Zizai. I stand on the top of the sea, overlooking you and turning a blind eye to the reality of the world. The wings of the gods howled and cast bloody shadows, pursuing their own rich festival. Who? Will return? Copywriting 2: If this was a game, then Bai Xiwei would probably be the one who hides the position of the boss villain, with explosive force and a locked health bar. In the alien world, all living beings of the Nili Dao walk freely and inflict disasters such as floods, storms, droughts, thunders, and fires on this world at will. However, humans cannot see them and classify them as natural punishments. Only descendants of gods with the blood of gods and their blessings can witness the real world. The god descendants hold the authority of the priests and maintain the balance between this world and the earth, hence the name "Blood Priest". But when this hidden boss villain was in adolescence, she just wanted to be an ordinary small-town girl wearing a white skirt and sitting on the back seat of that person's bicycle, dangling her feet leisurely. As a result, she became a white priest. There are enough scientific studies to prove that love at first sight is just a dreamy experience caused by the excessive secretion of love hormones in the body. The shelf life is only 360 days. But Xu Zuizai felt that the love hormones in his body might be burning a bit unscientific. Whether he is Tan Zhuo, the ignorant young man who kills Matt, or Xie Xie, the policeman who is waiting secretly with an engagement ring, or Xu Zizai, the leader of the Kamikaze Group with unlimited brilliance in the supernatural department, the fire in his heart is burning day and night, and even death cannot end it. Then, let the gods witness our love. Conception: