Climbing the Villain Rankings in a Superhero World [Western Crossover]

This story will make you feel extremely satisfied. I'm the only daughter of a family of master thieves, and a VIP guest of the Big Bad Alliance of the universe. I have the most loyal followers: a group of adorable little yellow capsules with big eyes. But my family's fallen on hard times in recent years. Not only have I had my allowance frozen, but my ranking among honorable villains has dropped to the very bottom! Good grief! For my allowance, for my family's revival, and for the glory of villains, I need to do a little master-thief work... Steal the Statue of Liberty? Steal the Golden Gate Bridge? So cliché! So tacky! The prize I've got my eye on is New York City's prized jewel: the tower belonging to a certain man in an iron can! Stories by the author and a friend, with something for everyone. Take your pick! "[Western Crossover] The Jurassic Park Owner's Wife": This is the little side hustle the System gave me. "[Western Crossover] Staying Alive by Riding the Hype": If you don't get famous, I'll die. "Everyday Superstitions [Reborn]": A supernatural feng shui nonsense story. The things you don't believe in might actually exist. "The Panda-Raising Farmhouse": Comes with plenty of bamboo, one panda, and a bucket of cooking oil. "[Western Crossover] The Days I Was Hunted": You've been chasing me for centuries. How about we try a different approach?