The Movie Emperor Was Startled

When he woke up, the situation was truly miserable. The movie emperor had transmigrated, and the original owner was known as the "mudslide of the cultivation world." Being a mudslide was scary enough, but Ning Qingying was even more miserable to discover that his Dao companion kept plucking grains of rice from the corner of his mouth, claiming that "every grain of rice in every meal comes at a hard-won price!" Without another word, Ning Qingying turned around and gave him... a big smooch. Thus, Records of Cultivation Trivia, a serious work of cultural gossip, truthfully reports: Ning Qingying is considerate and gentle, virtuous and generous, soft and adorable. Every night, the two of them share a quilt and discuss the great principles of cultivation, a truly touching sight. Afraid of tiring anyone out, the enchanting Ning always takes the initiative himself, enough to move readers to tears. However, the truth behind closed doors is cold, cruel, and difficult to accept: "Gu Chenbi, how many times have I told you not to keep getting handsy! Hey, where are you looking? No getting horny! Your nose... your nose is bleeding. Wipe it off..." His Dao companion was too sly, and the movie emperor was helpless. In the end, he gave up resisting and decided to simply drain him dry and be done with it. Reading Guide: 1. One-on-one, bottom protagonist, happy ending. 2. A black-bellied, childish, petty, impossibly charming top who dotes on his wife X a fierce and adorable, arrogant movie emperor bottom who later turns dark and pretends to be domineering. 3. Daily jealousy and bickering, being lovey-dovey all day, and flirting with and spoiling each other. 4. Extremely lovey-dovey at first, loving and killing each other in the middle (...), then showing off their love while raising kids later. Click here: My next modern romance is being drafted. Please add it to your wish list! Here's the adorable blurb: Ye Ran accidentally ended up on a film set. That night, the film crew's chat group exploded. [Did some unknown creature sneak onto the set?! A human, for example!] Ye Ran didn't notice the strange looks. Distractedly, he played with the male lead's tail, tugging at it as he marveled at how realistic it was. When the male lead got back, he washed the tail that had been touched by a mortal ten times! Theme: