A Guide to Love Lines for Science and Engineering Students

At forty below zero in China's far north, Li Feng finds a pretty girl on the border and carries her all the way across the Greater Khingan Range. He discovers that her waist is so slender it could be encircled by one hand, and she's so thin she looks downright malnourished.

In the vast northwest, with sandstorms sweeping across the sky, Li Feng finds a forlorn girl all alone outside the Gannan police station. Kindheartedly, he takes her across the endless, sandblown Loess Plateau, only to discover that her skin is whiter than snow, so pale she desperately needs some sun.

In the throng at Beijing West Railway Station, Li Feng saves a directionless, lovestruck girl from death. His heart softens, and he trades for a lower-berth sleeper ticket for her. Then he discovers that she snores in her sleep. Miss, is there something wrong with your respiratory center?

On the three most unlucky occasions of Jiang Zhiling's life, she runs into the same sharp-tongued, socially inept man. But he's handsome, talented, and has long legs, so she decides she might as well take him. But what did he say?

"Sorry, I can't remember women's faces. Who are you?"

"Me? I'm the flavor of everyday life, of course."

Much later, the man who always wears a suit and tie changes into an outfit in all seven colors of the rainbow. Holding the gaudiest red roses in the world, he offers her the most down-to-earth kind of love.

"Look, I'm too dense to understand love, but I'll work hard to do everything you want."

A mechanical designer with the social skills of a steel pipe VS a sweet girl.

In the end, even they can't resist the most ordinary kind of love, as bright and brief as fireworks.

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