Be Any Meaner and I'll Marry You

A cold, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing lawyer VS a scatterbrained, naive web novelist. Jiang Niannian had been in a relationship for four years. On their anniversary, she was the one who suggested they break up. Not long after, she met her "boyfriend" for the first time. Her "boyfriend" was handsome, had a little money, and was quite the flirt. His level was so high that she couldn't help thinking, Thank goodness we broke up early! Gu Cheng had only one thought in response: If you don't want to get back together, how about getting married? For a nine-yuan processing fee, a diamond bachelor is delivered right to your door, with a lifetime warranty. No risk, no regrets! On the day they registered their marriage, Jiang Niannian patted her little chest, her big eyes blinking as she asked with utmost sincerity, "Um, are we... eloping?" Gu Cheng took a deep breath and grabbed her bag strap to stop her from running away. "Eloping, my ass! How many years do you think I've been waiting?" Theme: