I Have All the Villain's Beloved Beauty

A note before you start: This story has undergone extensive revisions, so it may not be suitable for new readers. New readers should decide whether to read it with care. For chapters marked as revised, please read them alongside the author's pinned Weibo post. Thank you very much. This story is complete, and I will no longer read any comments. If you're interested in the author, please check out their new works, The Treacherous Minister Below and After Being Forced to Become Everyone's Beloved. A universally adored protagonist with a mysterious ability to attract villains and an inexplicably beautiful face. Even with a full set of buffs like [Two-Faced], [Beast in Fine Clothes], [A Heart as Venomous as a Snake or Scorpion], [Brazenly Shameless], and [Conceited], villains still fall in love with him because of his face. Seriously, don't villains care about what's on the inside? Protagonist: Spend some time with me and you'll discover I'm a complete scumbag, for crying out loud. Also known as: Being handsome means villains will do whatever they want to you I hear there's a villain up ahead who isn't a sucker for pretty faces I wish you'd get to know the scumbag inside me before you look at my face Our protagonist has a terminal case of persecutory delusions. Please accept the villains' affection. Content warnings: Slow transmigration [in the literal sense] The protagonist is extremely beautiful, extremely weak physically, and has an unclean cucumber [he likes flirting with girls]. Straight men are turned gay [in the literal sense]. He's a scumbag [you'll see for yourself], cowardly and troublesome. His only cheat is his face. The plot is dead, the logic is dead, and the protagonist falls apart in every arc. This is a piece of self-indulgence by a lousy author. Think very carefully before starting. Readers with purity preferences, beware. Readers with high standards for prose, beware. The lousy author's writing is at an elementary-school level. Don't test your own emotional limits. If you don't like it, drop it in time to preserve your worldview. [Actually, once you accept this setup, it can be surprisingly compelling XD] That's all. Enjoy. Theme: