This Is Seriously Awkward

Dong Zhi is a little fanfic author, and his readers' [redacted] and other authors' readers' [redacted] just aren't the same. They don't adore the protagonist, the supporting characters, or the villains. The ones they adore are the animals he casually writes about? The comments section is always full of strange messages, too, like: "That white cat is so cute! Turn it into a human and have it elope with its owner~" "Aaaah, that lion is so handsome! If it turned into a human, it'd definitely be a domineering top! Aaaah!!!" "Sorry, Mom, I've fallen in love with a dog!" "Holy crap, is the reason I've never found a boyfriend because I've been waiting for a sexy fox to show up?" This is seriously awkward! Even more awkwardly, those animals seem to have really turned into humans... Warning: The author wrote this while having a seizure, with their hands and feet spasming over the keyboard. If you experience discomfort while reading, such as aching balls, a clenched asshole, a baffled Black person face, or the waving soybean character saying goodbye, we recommend immediately reading a novel with proper values to save yourself. Otherwise, you're on your own!