[Naruto] Gai's Girl

My name is Might Me. Might Guy is my dad, or more precisely, my adoptive father.

Might Guy is my big brother, a hot-blooded idiot I'd love to slam into a wall.

I've always found Guy annoying. Even though we live under the same roof, I do my best to avoid being seen with him. And so the following rumors started:

1. Sometimes, when Might Guy isn't wearing his skintight suit and has a cold look on his face, he's pretty handsome!

Me: Sorry, that was me.

2. So Might Guy is a pervert! I often see her sneaking into the women's restroom when no one's around!

Me: Sorry, that was me.

3. Might Guy's little sister, Guy-girl, is a pervert too! I often see her going into the men's restroom and the bathhouse to spy on Kakashi!

Me: Sorry, that was... Might Guy! Are you all face-blind?! Do you tell people apart by their hairstyles?! And what the heck is a Guy-girl?! Am I really that forgettable?! Also... who is Kakashi?

That's me, Might Me, with limitless charm. But everyone calls me Guy-girl. As in, Guy's little sister...