The nation's heartthrob got himself an internet celebrity girlfriend.
A veteran actor from the entertainment industry got himself an internet celebrity girlfriend.
Even the king of pop got himself an internet celebrity girlfriend.
Their fans all rushed to their idols' Weibo accounts, wailing in the comments:
# Big Brother! You absolutely can't get an internet celebrity girlfriend too! QAQ
One veteran actor glanced at the person sleeping like the dead beside him and thought: It's too late... _(:_"∠)_
When the relationship was made public, the fans all flocked to the internet celebrity rival's account, which had over a million followers.
They scrolled through her Weibo, checked out her daily life, and watched her videos.
Then... they got hungry...
Why is my love rival so different from the rest?! Σ( ° △ °)
While other internet celebrities were touting which shades of lipstick from D brand, C house, and TF were prettiest,
our internet celebrity rival was recommending LC's brand-new cast-iron skillet: "Isn't it gorgeous?! Their new wellness kettle is so useful!"
While other internet celebrities were launching winter coats, cashmere cardigans, and designer-inspired classic heels that they'd designed and made themselves,
our internet celebrity rival was holding up a newly developed recipe and recommending it to everyone, then asking:
"This chili powder is delicious! Toasted and fragrant! Highly recommend! Want to do a group buy? It's 30 yuan per half kilo, or 35 yuan with shipping. A little more for remote areas, okay?!"
And as if that weren't enough, she added cautiously: "The chili powder costs 28.5 yuan per half kilo. I rounded it up and am selling it for 30! You won't be mad, will you?!"