[Ode to Joy] The Seasoned Driver and the Soft Little Bunny

Dr. Zhao's first impression of Tan Zongxi was probably that she was a little white rabbit. The soft little rabbit whimpered weakly on the hospital bed. In the noisy emergency room, Dr. Zhao seemed to hear nothing but the rabbit's soft, mumbly Jiangnan accent. #Hmm... If I listen carefully, what is she saying?! Is she telling us where it hurts?! The more Dr. Zhao listened, the worse her expression became. The American doctors beside her looked alarmed and continued their examination. #Aaaaaah... I finally got a reservation at Masa, and now I can't eat there! My sea urchin! My eel rice QAQ Dr. Zhao nearly violated the Hippocratic Oath. She wanted to grab the little rabbit and shake her by the shoulders, screaming like Ma Jingtao: "You have severe pain caused by appendicitis, rolled down the stairs, sprained your ankle, and got a concussion! And all you can think about is eating, eating, eating Japanese food!!!!" (╯°Д°)╯︵ /(.□ . ) Afterward, Tan the Rabbit looked at Dr. Zhao with a wounded expression and said, "But it was a three-Michelin-star restaurant QAQ It was so delicious!" The second time Dr. Zhao saw Tan Zongxi was in a bar. She saw the soft little rabbit matching drinks with a burly American man three times her size. Like a child holding a glass of milk in both hands, Tan the Rabbit drank mug after mug of beer without changing expression. Amid the cheers filling the bar, Dr. Zhao stared in disbelief, thinking, What the hell? #I must be recognizing people wrong. She closed her eyes and looked again. #Holy crap! It really is that rabbit! After drinking her opponent under the table, Tan the Rabbit simply smiled, her pretty eyes curving up, completely unfazed, as though she'd just been drinking wheat juice... After getting over his stunned expression, the old hand was about to go over, but the soft little rabbit didn't even glance at the prize she'd won. She clattered away, leaving him standing there with one hand outstretched like Erkang. The third time Dr. Zhao saw Tan Zongxi was on campus. Like a cat king patrolling its territory, the rabbit, disguised as a cat king, had a crowd of cats following her. She took a bag of cat food from her backpack and set it down. After watching the cats finish eating, she patted each one in turn, like inspecting the troops. Then she hopped away like a rabbit. Then her left foot caught on the shoelace of her right shoe, and she went sprawling onto the ground with a splat. Dr. Zhao went over and helped the fallen rabbit up. Hmm... So soft to touch... Smells so nice... The rabbit spoke up: "Why do I fall down every time I run into you..." Dr. Zhao: "...You fall down first, and then run into me, okay?!" This is #A story about an old hand pursuing a rabbit #A story about an old hand settling down and raising a rabbit #A story about an old hand rubbing his hands together and eating rabbit #A story about an old hand getting chased and beaten by the rabbit's giant crocodile of a brother [Ad Break_(:зゝ∠)_] The main story is complete, but two bonus chapters are still owed for the Xiao Jingyan pairing: [The Nirvana in Fire] Tales from the Liang Capital The main story isn't finished yet, but it's not far from the end, for the Ming Cheng pairing: [The Disguiser] Yan Cheng's Carriage You can click on my pen name to check them out~~