I Became a Jinx After I Transmigrated

-Notice-: My new fantasy danmei novel is out! Visit my profile and click I Was Reborn as a Legend of the Demon Realm to read it. Su Lang, who died in the apocalypse, discovers that he has transmigrated into the only son of an ancient bandit chief. His father is a doting dad who gives him nearly everything he wants. The original owner is a pretty-boy fanatic who has his eye on the young master of a family they robbed. At his father's command, the young master is hauled back to their mountain stronghold to become the original owner's child bride. Then the bandits are in for a terrible time... Then Su Lang is in for a terrible time... Then anyone who comes looking for trouble is in for an even worse time... Su Lang says: “Let's not fight. We can talk this out.” A bunch of cannon fodder: “Please shut up!” (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ A guide for readers: 1. Bottom protagonist. A transmigrated, sharp-tongued, jinx-mouthed bottom versus a scheming, sharp-tongued top. 2. An ancient farming-life romance. No children = v = 3. There's a golden finger. This is a fluffy novel with no concern for logic. Please don't nitpick or make comparison lists, thanks~ 4. The protagonist's father and his people aren't real bandits. If you're going to use this to attack the author's values, please go away, okay? :) Theme: