Announcement: The story is finished, let the celebrations begin! Extras will be updated from time to time. On October 2, my new protagonist-pursues story, The Human Realm Is Hard to Get By In Now, will take over! Come join us! Mwah!
The blurb is below. Please check the warnings before diving in. Pew pew pew! Boom! 1. The story began on April 9. The author has a reliable track record, so feel free to add it to your to-read list if you're interested.
2. This story is from the pursuer's point of view! Read carefully! This is the author's first story with a pursuing protagonist! If that's not your thing, read with caution!
3. It includes a little domestic scheming and a struggle for the throne. The author's IQ may not match the readers', so if you came for a brain-burning plot, this probably isn't for you.
4. As usual, the romance is the focus, with the plot in a supporting role.
5. Although the story is told from the pursuer's perspective, the pursuer still dotes on the one pursued. Readers who are fans of pursuers and like seeing the pursued suffer, please move along.
6. The couple: Li Xiangqing x Yan Duanchun. A suave, charming, money-loving executive pursuer and a frank, outspoken, noble, fake-princess pursued. The pursuer dotes on the pursued, one-on-one, happy ending.
A blurb by someone who can't write blurbs. Read it however you like. An executive at a cosmetics company transmigrates, and then...
At the coming-of-age ceremony for the eldest legitimate son of the Duke of Cheng, Li Xiangqing grabbed a makeup box. From then on, all the high-ranking nobles in the capital knew that the eldest young master of the Li family was unfit for responsibility and would grow up to be a wastrel obsessed with women. Families with daughters all steered clear of him.
Li Xiangqing did not disappoint. He became more and more charming and carefree, spending his days surrounded by women, and losing his chance to inherit the title of heir to the Duke of Cheng.
Young Master Li said, "I just need these ladies to help me test some products. You're reading too much into it."
Years later, hey, Young Master Li had made a fortune selling products to women. Still young, he was famous throughout the capital and richer than the state. The nobles who had once avoided him now came knocking with marriage proposals.
Young Master Li said, "Scholars, farmers, artisans, and merchants: I'm just a skincare salesman. I'm not worthy of you. Go ask the heir of the Li household instead."
In the end, Young Master Li, who thought he wasn't worthy of them, caught the eye of an emperor whose treasury was empty. One careless mistake, and he married the emperor's most beloved princess... Oh, good thing she's a man...
Yan Duanchun: Hey, I knew you liked men. What a coincidence.
A preview of the skit: The emperor, whose treasury is running dry: Prince Consort, go take a minor post at the Ministry of Revenue.
The emperor, whose treasury is running dry: Prince Consort, the Minister of Revenue has retired to his hometown. Take his place.
The emperor, whose treasury is running dry: Prince Consort, the northwestern army and the southern expeditionary army still haven't received their pay. You keep an eye on the treasury, and if there's no money, figure something out yourself.
Prince Consort Li: Your Majesty, there's something off about the princess's gender.
The Emperor: I haven't checked. How would I know?
Prince Consort Li: Your Majesty, the consorts in the harem used 954 of my finest face masks this month, worth a total of 1,431 taels.
The Emperor: Why begrudge the consorts such a little thing? Why are you so stingy, Minister Li?
Prince Consort Li: The consorts keep themselves beautiful for Your Majesty. I'd rather save a few masks for the princess to put on her bottom.
The Emperor: ...
Yan Duanchun: Father, if there's nothing else, I'll go back and put a mask on my bottom.
New story opening in October:
The Human Realm Is Hard to Get By In Now === [Protagonist Pursues, Historical Danmei] === In an era that worships turtles, the half-blood dragon really finds it hard to get by.
A bad-tempered, fluffy demon lord pursuer x a cold, ascetic prince who loves petting fluff. Powerful leads dote on each other, happy ending.
Theme:
It looks good, I like it, but I feel a little sorry for the customer.
To be honest, I got a little tired of watching the main CP later! But the pairing of the customer and the fifth prince was so impressive that I cried several times! The customer died in the end, and I thought he might not want to live anymore! What kind of torture it is to watch the person you love having close contact with others and giving birth to children! Don't you think the emperor of Fuli is actually a scumbag? Even if you have to take a concubine, you can take less, and you can have fewer children! Comparing this with the fifth prince, his scumbag nature is clearly revealed! Moreover, before Fuli entered the palace, he was already in power, but he did not go to Fuli! I think this emperor shouldn't let him have such an easy time! And it's open to both men and women!
It's over, but not happy.
It reminds me of a radio drama "The Silver King's Marriage Letter". As an emperor, he will eventually give up his lover and choose to marry a princess from another country for the sake of the country. He was invited to be the victim of this marriage, and became the emperor to marry the princess with the marriage certificate. He engraved the oath on his body alive, and smeared every intersection with silver powder, and then he could be buried with the royal tomb as a sacrifice.
We cannot live in the same quilt, and we must live in the same hole in death.
The fifth prince and the customers, even if there is a side story, still think it is the biggest tragedy
Finished with flowers~(≧▽≦)/~
The ending is too hasty... Are you in a hurry? Why are there no more customers... So sad!
The ending is too hasty... Are you in a hurry? Why are there no more customers... So sad!
The last knife_(:з)∠)_I'll go find the extra
Where can I watch the extra?
I've finished watching it. It's great. It's easy to read it in one go. The customer is not satisfied. I've watched the extras. It's great.
You'd Better Pretend
Gentle Scum, Love Variety Becomes Popular
The Omega I Caught Turned into an A
The Little Wild Dog Hates Me Again
That Omega Is a Peerless Little Devil
Dressed as the Villain Canary
Doesn't My Pheromone Smell Good?
Why Are You so Stupid?
Do You Want to Hurt Me?
Little Stand and Bai Yueguang
You Are Also Pretending to Be Nice
Can You Coax Me
It looks good, I like it, but I feel a little sorry for the customer.
To be honest, I got a little tired of watching the main CP later! But the pairing of the customer and the fifth prince was so impressive that I cried several times! The customer died in the end, and I thought he might not want to live anymore! What kind of torture it is to watch the person you love having close contact with others and giving birth to children! Don't you think the emperor of Fuli is actually a scumbag? Even if you have to take a concubine, you can take less, and you can have fewer children! Comparing this with the fifth prince, his scumbag nature is clearly revealed! Moreover, before Fuli entered the palace, he was already in power, but he did not go to Fuli! I think this emperor shouldn't let him have such an easy time! And it's open to both men and women!
It's over, but not happy. It reminds me of a radio drama "The Silver King's Marriage Letter". As an emperor, he will eventually give up his lover and choose to marry a princess from another country for the sake of the country. He was invited to be the victim of this marriage, and became the emperor to marry the princess with the marriage certificate. He engraved the oath on his body alive, and smeared every intersection with silver powder, and then he could be buried with the royal tomb as a sacrifice. We cannot live in the same quilt, and we must live in the same hole in death. The fifth prince and the customers, even if there is a side story, still think it is the biggest tragedy
Finished with flowers~(≧▽≦)/~
The ending is too hasty... Are you in a hurry? Why are there no more customers... So sad!
The ending is too hasty... Are you in a hurry? Why are there no more customers... So sad!
The last knife_(:з)∠)_I'll go find the extra
Where can I watch the extra?
I've finished watching it. It's great. It's easy to read it in one go. The customer is not satisfied. I've watched the extras. It's great.
The customer whined.