The Esports God and His Girl: Everyday Life

[Written a long time ago. I recommend you don't read it. I'm afraid it'll hurt your eyes.] [Comments are closed because the writing is really bad, and I'm afraid I'll get flamed (covers face).] By chance, Tang Qian accidentally offended Zex, an esports god! He flew into a rage: "If I see you once, I'll kill you once!" The second time she got matched with him, he really pinned her under the tower and killed her until she was nothing but a smear! [I hear Captain Zex usually takes such good "care" of you. Why is that?] Thinking of how he'd teased her before, Tang Qian gave a sly smile and shamelessly said, [He's secretly in love with me!] Zex: [You? Your chest isn't even as big as a mouse, your body could block a 24-inch monitor, and your face is wider than a keyboard. Hah. Who gave you the nerve to say that?] Tang Qian: [...] A hundred thousand mud horses stampede through my mind! Theme: