(Naruto) Uchiha Liangchuan

1. Liang Chuan: "Sasuke! You're the handsome boy I want to protect with all my might!"

Sasuke: "...Thanks, I guess..."

Sakura and the other girls who admire Sasuke: "..."

Liang Chuan: "What are you looking at? This is clearly a pure, heart-stirring brother-sister bond. You girls, don't go thinking anything inappropriate."

Sasuke: "Sorry, I'm older than you."

Liang Chuan: "Shut up. You're shorter than me."

Sasuke: "..."

2. Liang Chuan: "Naruto, you're the boy I want to cherish tenderly."

Naruto: "Liang Chuan..."

Hinata, the only girl there, silently looks at Liang Chuan: "..."

Liang Chuan: "Hinata-chan, don't worry. Naruto and I have nothing but a pure, heart-stirring brother-sister bond. Don't overthink it!"

Naruto: "Liang Chuan, we're the same age."

Liang Chuan: "Shut up. You're shorter than me."

Naruto: "..."

3. Liang Chuan: "Pfft, hahaha! Being the only tall one among my peers, with everyone else as my little brother, feels absolutely amazing!"

Sasuke and Naruto: "Can someone please tell her that being this arrogant is just asking for trouble?"

Sakura and Hinata: "So, can someone please tell us why she only compares her height with boys?"

The men of Konoha: "Because she's a brave and manly fellow."

...What?