[Western Crossover] Heaven's Favorite

Gu Yao is an enigma. She loves to live it up, talks a mile a minute, has a talent for getting herself into trouble, and has been professionally reaching for the stars for thirty years. Her only golden finger is a sentient watch that can let her transmigrate through time and space. It's as haughty as a little princess, needs all sorts of strange things to recharge before it can take her to the next world, and absolutely loves trading barbs with her.

Her only other high-end piece of gear is a portable solar-powered speaker that makes background music. It mysteriously gained a mind of its own, has an inscrutable taste in songs, and is determined to pin all sorts of bizarre mishaps on her...

Gu Yao: Seriously, I did not blow up Earth, and XXX had nothing to do with me either. You can't just blame me because my dad's handsome.

Queen Alice: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Little Spider: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

The American Sweetheart (strike that), Captain: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Jack Sparrow: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Captain Jimmy: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

The Doctor: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Gandalf: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Scapegoat Tony Stark: That's your fault. (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Gu Yao: Tch.

P.S. The author is a little princess. Updates depend on how enthusiastic my little angels are!