[Main God Xia] The Art of Taming a Husband

This story could also be called:

"Saddling Up the Soft (Girl) Girl (Tough Girl) Hits You Hard, What a Mighty Steed (òωó๑ゝ∠)_"

"Something Seems a Little Off Σ( ° △ °|||)︴"

"There's Usually Only One Step Between a Dream Guy and a Total Nutcase (๑•́_ゝ•̀๑)"

"I Really Got [Bleep...] by a Dog (ಥдಥ;;ಥ )"

"This Trope Is So Movingヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ Open Wide and Enjoy This Recommendation ( ° ▽ °)╯♂"

"A Luo, I Won't Accept Packages _(ಥ_ಥ"∠)_ Those Sending Me Rolling Girl, Take Note ψ(ﾟДﾟ)ψ"

P.S. This is a collaborative story written with my good friend, Jiaoxiu Xiaochunjie. We share the same trope, but the stories and styles are different. We'll see whose story gets more comments. (If I lose, I'll confess to someone whose friend thinks they have a crush on me.)

P.P.S. My good friend Xiaochunjie and I decided to write this because we couldn't find a Sherlock Holmes horse-riding trope on Jinjiang. If someone really did it before us, leave a comment and let us know so we can handle it accordingly. Personal attacks won't be accepted. Thank you.

Also, I'm in school right now, so I may not be able to reply to comments promptly. But I read every comment on every book carefully, so please understand.

If you can't accept any of the above, click the period-red X. I won't force you cuties to stay.