Don't Date a Thug

Sweet, charming flirt x domineering, devoted puppy My underclassman is a total menace. He is always feeling me up, teasing me, and even using his wicked money to buy off my naive, sweet younger brother! Inspired by a little joke: "Little bro, now that you're starting college, you'll probably start dating soon. Here's some advice. There's nothing wrong with liking men, but whatever you do, don't date a creep! And whatever you do, don't date a handsome creep. Worst of all is dating a handsome, rich creep!" "...Bro, that handsome, rich creep is honking downstairs again, telling you to hurry up and go on your date..." Theme: