The Shanhai Circus

[Going VIP on Friday the 18th, with chapters 1-30 becoming VIP chapters. Thanks for your support!] What does it feel like to become a Creator? Guan Shanhai found out just how incredible the job of Creator could be. You could be as blunt and heavy-handed as you wanted! You could have as much fun as you wanted! As a thoroughly jaded young man of the modern age, he felt he had already become an undisputed king, until his scoundrel of a father appeared and made his young, innocent heart experience the full hardships and dangers of society... Guan Shanhai: "Want to give it a try? I've got a complete set of practical theories that'll help you become a Creator with ease!" "How do I do it? Teach me!" Guan Shanhai: "Ten yuan per lesson, or you can get half off if you buy the whole course at once!" "Oh? That's a huge discount! Hurry, I'll buy the whole package!" Guan Shanhai rubbed his hands together. "Sure thing. That'll be ten thousand yuan!" "Are you robbing me? How many lessons are there?" Guan Shanhai: "Haven't decided yet, but that's not a problem. If you don't think it's worth it, I've also got a quick-start handbook for just a hundred yuan!" "The Shanhai Circus? Also known as The Heart Sutra of Daydreams?!" Guan Shanhai: "That's right! It's a peerless manual that teaches you how to dream and control your dreams... Hey, don't go! We can talk about the price! Ten yuan! How about you take one for the road? You can't go wrong for ten yuan... Hey... You can have anything you want in a dream!" Guan Shanhai: "The road ahead is long, but being shameless will see you through!" See how the shameless Guan Shanhai uses his bizarre way of thinking to smash his way through one instance after another! Guan Shanhai's famous saying: "I only used one of my Nine Shameless Swords, and you're already down? Is there no one who can fight?" Watch as the protagonist masters the Way of Shamelessness and leads everyone around him farther and farther down the road of absurdity... This book is a little ridiculous. Readers of sound mind, please bring your own antidote to avoid mental contamination! The author accepts no responsibility if you get poisoned! P.S. Mystery, supernatural, puzzles, urban fantasy Completed no-romance novel: The Tragedy Ender [Quick Transmigration] Theme: Stay optimistic even in adversity.