Disguised as a Fluffy Ball, I Go Undercover

Aier was a professional undercover agent. To complete rescue missions, he had posed as a black-market bruiser, a club attendant, and even a transport worker at an interstellar dump. To rescue the legendary Flamecrest Bird, thought extinct for a hundred years, he disguised himself as a fluffy little pet and infiltrated its destination, only to run into trouble. Aier: Having to spend every day posing miserably as a low-intelligence pet has pushed my patience to the limit. Touch my tail again, and you might die! He could act cute, lick his paws, and roll over for the mission, but Aier would never let anyone touch his tail! And so! He ran away. - "They cry out day and night, suffering the pain of captivity. All they long for is freedom." Aier's wings blotted out the sky, scarlet as flames scorching the world. "Because I understand." Dre looked at his enormous beast form and said, "I still prefer the fluffy little you who lies in my arms." Then he got a faceful of dirt. - 1. An animal-protection story dressed up as "The Domineering Emperor Falls for Me." The protagonist is ordered to travel through the universe, searching for and rescuing rare beasts labeled as dangerous ferocious creatures. 2. A fluffy undercover agent and a cold, aloof black-market emperor scheme against each other, protect their chastity, and cleverly save their kind. _(:зゝ∠)_ 3. I want to call it "Don't Touch Me: The Dark Emperor's Beloved Pet Escapes 999 Times." Will I get beaten up for that? 4. If you don't love them, don't hurt them. If you do love them, bring a sack. - 2024.11.29: I found the perfect character cards for fluffy Aier and the emperor with a condition. That "pig kitty" behind them isn't... isn't... That's right, my pig kitty is six and a half years old. My baby is so cute, and I have lots more photos (pulls out photos). If I get the chance to write about fluffy creatures again, I'll write "From Today On, I'm the Cat King." It's on my author page for advance collection. =Taking the opportunity to recommend my ongoing comedy story, hehe!= "For Work, I'll Even Pretend to Be Gay" Also known as "What Should I Do If I Pretend to Be Gay and My Boss Falls for Me?" Qiao Shunying lost his job. It wasn't his boss who fired him. He fired his boss. His good friend Zhao Bei was even more anxious than he was. "Didn't we agree you'd just put up with it? Was it easy for me to find you a job? Is it easy to find a job now?" Qiao Shunying: "Aren't you a headhunter? Find me another one." A few days later, Zhao Bei really did find one for him. "Don't say your buddy didn't help you. The best jobs never get advertised." Zhao Bei pleaded earnestly. "A once-in-a-lifetime job just fell from the sky. No matter how much people begged, I didn't pass it along to them. I saved it for you, buddy." "Take-home pay of 15K a month, nine to six, weekends off, and they provide a dorm and meals." "But, well...there is one little catch." Qiao Shunying: "What catch? From the sound of it, I'm the only thing this job is missing!" Zhao Bei: "They only hire gay men." Qiao Shunying: ... Qiao Shunying: "We were roommates for four years in college, and we've been through life and death together. Don't screw your buddy over." Zhao Bei was getting anxious. "How could I screw my buddy over? Your degree, your major, your height, your looks: you're practically tailor-made for this job. The headhunter's fee for getting you hired is ten thousand. You get three, I get seven." Qiao Shunying: "No, no way." Zhao Bei ran through the perks with him. "And what's wrong with this job? Two-hour lunch breaks every day, the boss treats everyone to afternoon tea at four, ten days of annual leave during probation, twenty after you're made permanent, full social insurance and housing fund, and a year-end bonus worth this much!" Qiao Shunying looked at the five fingers his friend held up. "Fine, you get seven and I get three." He'd go for it. Gay men, fine! Theme: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility. If you don't love them, don't hurt them.