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Qin Yue is a fox beastman.
Beastmen differentiate into male and female at the age of ten, but he didn't change from male to female until he was sixteen.
Once females turn eighteen, they not only have to serve the warriors, but also get topped.
Qin Yue, the straightest man in the universe, says: Absolutely not!
As he pretended to be male and worked hard to become the Empire's top warrior, a flashy giant bird tricked him into signing a contract as both an energy master and a warrior.
Years later, Marshal Mu Danyuan, the Empire's beloved idol, put out a call for energy masters.
The genius energy masters all volunteered, but none caught the Marshal's eye.
While everyone wondered which energy master would be lucky enough to bond with the Empire's crown prince, Qin Yue was lounging in Master Wang's Barbershop at the village entrance, getting a wash, cut, and blow-dry. He drawled, "Tch, as if I'd want that."
"Yeah, right!"
After everyone around him burst into merciless laughter, a little dumpling who looked exactly like the one on TV took his hand and asked, "Daddy, if an uncle asks who my daddy is, should I tell him?"
Qin Yue replied confidently, "Of course. Your dad is amazing!"
Then he realized something was off. "What does that uncle look like?"
"Exactly like the one on TV just now."
Qin Yue panicked. "What did you tell him?"
"He said if I told him who you were and where you lived, he'd buy me a really huge roast chicken. How could I tell him? I'm not a gluttonous fox." The little dumpling said this, then hugged a roast chicken as tall as a person and took a big bite.
Qin Yue thought, He found me again. It's all over now!
A brash fox shou x a scheming, tsundere phoenix gong
New novel preview, please add it to your collection: Selling Pipe Dreams to NPCs in a Horror Game Every Day [Infinite Flow]
Blurb:
Feng Xi is a diplomatic genius coveted by a dozen top-100 companies. He thrives among countless overworked employees, charming everyone with his many faces and impeccable people skills. They call him the King of Pipe Dreams.
Maybe he sold too many pipe dreams, because he woke up one day to find himself thrown into a horror game as a player.
Ghosts and monsters, murder scenes, lambs waiting for slaughter, breakdowns of terror. Those are the reactions horror games usually provoke in newcomers.
Feng Xi is different. Whether someone is human, a ghost, or an NPC, as long as they can talk, he'll sell them a pipe dream. The Pipe Dream King is unstoppable.
In the [Doll] instance, Feng Xi discovers the doll factory's shocking secret as soon as he enters. Starting with the [Old Doorkeeper NPC], he sells the old man a pipe dream about love and a meeting of souls. That very night, he helps the old man get together with the pink-JK grandma of his dreams. At the ripe old age of 73, can he really father twins? And why are the twins still ghost dolls?
But to thank him, the old man tips him off and unlocks a hidden instance that has never been triggered before, earning him double rewards.
In the [Chef Who Loves to Cook] instance, the chef likes stewing different parts of players' bodies. Feng Xi realizes the chefs are also oppressed by capital, so he gets them talking about wages. He tells them that the chefs in the neighboring instance don't have to work as assistants, have their own prep cooks, earn three times the salary, and, best of all, get retirement insurance.
At the mention of retirement insurance, the chefs can't sit still. They all start a mass walkout, forcing the instance to close, and Feng Xi even helps them win a hefty compensation package.
In the [Zoo] instance, Feng Xi tells the director, who is human by day and a lion by night, that a lion should be king of the beasts and have his own pride of lionesses. The lionesses can even bear him a litter of cubs, so he should stop thinking about eating players all day.
The lion tells him with a cool expression that he doesn't like lionesses. He likes male lions, though male humans will do too.
To make his pipe dream come true, Feng Xi grits his teeth and says he's willing to elope with him and rule the grasslands together.
The zoo instance loses its punishment mechanic after the director disappears, becoming the first A-rank instance with no casualties.
In the [Amnesiac Husband] instance, players must test their husband's clinginess every day. Whoever reaches the highest clinginess level wins.
Feng Xi is in his element, creating all sorts of surprises while making up increasingly steamy scenes, even touching and kissing him when the mood strikes. He's a devious little minx.
He thought the instance husband wouldn't see it through to the end, but he was made to eat his words: his husband's clinginess reached an unprecedented 99%. The System warns that reaching 100% requires fulfilling their marital duties...
H-hold on! We're all just trying to survive. Do we really have to take things this far?
The [Husband] pins him against the glass door and scoffs. "You flirted with me in every instance. Do those vows you made mean nothing?"
"Y-you..." Feng Xi stammers, "A man's word is about as reliable as a sow flying up a tree. You don't know that? Hey! Don't bite my lips..."
Feng Xi is stunned. No matter how powerful the Pipe Dream King is, he can't beat the one eating his pipe dreams.
A madcap, experienced player shou x a scheming gong with multiple identities
Theme: Time passes, and we are no longer who we once were. But no matter what you become, I'll always walk alongside you as we set out toward the sun!
The update has resumed [Star Eyes]. Will it be updated in the future? [Crying]
100 Chapters÷2-3 months≈17-25 years The future is very promising [Star Eyes]
Dear author, it's been three months and two weeks, it's time to update [please] [let me be healthy] [shy]
It's so hard to finally update [Come on], how long will it take for the next update?…
What did I see? ! ! ! ! ! !
Please update more chapters! Please please??
Xiaohua saved Brother Dan's life again [bad laugh]
It's not refreshed before going to bed, but it's refreshed when you wake up [Star Eyes]
Who knows that as soon as you open it, you will have a refreshing feeling [star eyes][star eyes][star eyes]
[Spread flowers] Finally updated! Thank you for your hard work. Please continue to work hard.