[Crossover] Tales of the Uchiha Fan

Uchiha Diro originally just wanted to be a happy little princess, doted on by his two supposedly super cool, ridiculously awesome older brothers. Then one day, one brother died. Then one day, the other turned into a villain in the blink of an eye. Table flip! How is he supposed to live like this? Uchiha Third Young Master: Heh heh heh, Senju Tobirama, aren't you so damn tough? I dare you to drop your pants in the middle of the street. You chicken, loser! Senju Tobirama: I have no way to respond to that. Senju Hashirama: ... Uchiha Madara: ... Uchiha Izuna: ... Warnings: 1. The little princess is the top. Yes, this story has a top protagonist. 2. The main pairing is with Madara. A side-story extra has a pairing with Tobirama, which you can choose to read or skip. 3. The protagonist has a girlfriend before he understands his true feelings. If that bothers you, click away now. 4. If you skip the warnings and the author's notes, then read only bits and pieces, have no idea what's going on, and come here to spew abuse, I can't even be bothered to curse you out. (Smiles.) Theme: