After the Almighty Developed a Split Personality

At first, nobody knew that Zhu Jianxun, a renowned author who was elegant and aloof and never wasted a word outside of writing, had secretly created an alternate author account in the danmei section to let loose, successfully splitting off into a whole different style:

@Danmei Author Langli Baitiao: Fuck! Someone's dragging me again! No way! I can't take this injustice QAQ...

Then one day, Zhu Jianxun discovered that a die-hard fan of his main account had become a hater of his alternate account.

Some time later, they both revealed their real identities, and he realized that this fan wasn't human!

Then, one day, this fan took him by force♂.

@Danmei Author Langli Baitiao: I have something terrifying to tell you all. I hope it won't scare you... My hater isn't human! He's a cat! Holy crap, he's coming over! Aaaah, help!

Netizen A: Haha, the author's split-personality style is so cute today too!

A tsundere, chuuni catboy top x a mature, aloof-looking bottom who's wild on the inside

Also known as: "After the Author Split into Two Personalities, a Hater Took Him"

Also known as: "My Hater Is an Internet-Famous Cat"

A cute, chaotic modern story about a cat lover who gets petted in return. Sweet and silly, with lots of flirting and doting.

[Note! Bold! This is a work of pure self-indulgence, entirely made up by the author, with no real-world or fictional character inspirations!!!]

Please don't make comparison posts, mwah~

[Announcement] This novel will be going VIP on Thursday, November 9! Three chapters will be released that day. Thank you all for your support~!!

※ My new novel, "I Can't Die Anyway [Quick Transmigration]," is now open. Please support it~

Blurb:

In every world, Gu Yanzhi is abandoned by everyone and has a terrible reputation, yet he lives it up without a care.

After all, he can't die.

He's a golden finger in his own right. The world's splendor and the clash of armies are all just a game to him.

He's looking for an egg.

An egg he laid an unknown amount of time ago.

But after searching through one world after another, how come his son seems to have been right by his side all along, with the kid's other dad too = =.

His son says: I've been worried sick :)

A self-indulgent, hedonistic, world-weary foodie bottom x a possessive, twisted, split-personality powerhouse top

※ The companion novel to this story, "A Feeding Guide for Cute Bottoms," is complete and available for advance reading reservations~

※ Begging you on all fours, rolling around like a tiger landing on the ground, to bookmark my author page and reserve my upcoming stories!! QwQ

Author's Weibo: @Guan Hongyi

※ Recommended stories by author friends:

Historical danmei, upcoming: "Bound as Husbands" by Pang Dacong, top's POV

Historical danmei, upcoming: "What Should I Do When All the Heroines I've Conquered Change Gender? [Quick Transmigration]" by He Zhou Xuyu, a bottom who'll flirt his way to the top x a split-personality heroine♂ top

Modern danmei: "Plant Observation Diary" by Yan Bushu, bottom's POV

Historical danmei: "Fox Mask" by Li Bai, shameless top x a bottom who cares desperately about his pride

Modern danmei, complete: "The Men I've Deceived All Fall for Me" by Juangu, irresistible, flirtatious playboy bottom x split-personality top

Historical danmei: "A Reverse Journey Between Heaven and Earth" by Mingzi Jun, two-faced, chuuni bottom x a neurotic, possessive top

Modern danmei, complete: "I'm a Familiar Administrator" by Ranxiang Fuqin, loyal-dog top x scheming bottom

Modern danmei: "The Strongest Warrior's Man" by Jiu Nianren, powerful, calculating God of War top x naturally slow-witted, optimistic bottom

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