The Apocalypse: Please Stay Away from Me

This is a world overrun by zombies, where humanity's survival hangs by a thread. With a young, handsome face but the heart of an ancient vampire who refuses to die, the unfortunate male lead is tasked with saving the world. A live interview on Apocalypse TV, Channel One: Lead Reporter: We hear you're about to save the world. Everyone is watching you, so give them a smile to show your determination. Male Lead: Cheese. After wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, the male lead drops his smile and faces the camera: Actually, I'm a serious, no-nonsense vampire. No dinner, no interview. A segment from a substitute reporter's interview at Gordon Academy for Apocalypse TV, Channel One: Reporter: Which teacher do you like most, and which do you like least? All the teachers and students: The PE teacher. Reporter: Why? All the teachers and students: We like him because he's the handsomest, and we hate him because he drinks blood. Reporter: Just between us, does he have a girlfriend? All the teachers and students: Yes. She's in the freezer. Female Lead: Let me out, now! Male Lead: Shh, there are zombies outside. The voice of the world: Let an anti-human vampire save the world? Good grief, it looks like this world really is beyond saving... My ongoing historical romance: A Constable's Miserable Life. My ongoing contemporary romance: One Hundred Reasons to Get Back Together with You. Thanks for your support! My completed works: If you've made it here, it must be fate. If you like my story, please add me to your favorites too when you bookmark it (author page) below. Theme: