General, Tell My Fortune?

Heroine: I can eat and drink, throw punches, slaughter pigs, sell meat, and support myself. What do I need a man for? He'd only slow me down when I'm carrying a pig. Hero: I can fight on the battlefield and kill enemies. I have peerless looks and a perfect family background. Why would I need a woman? Even looking in the mirror is more enjoyable than looking at her. Bystanders A, B, C, and D: Then stay single and stop making trouble for everyone else. The elders: Perfect, perfect! You two should just pair up. Hero and heroine: What?!!! (Confused Black Man meme...) A fearless, strong-as-an-ox tomboy vs. a fussy, arrogant, short-tempered little general with a prince complex. Two strong leads who fight and dote on each other. One-on-one romance, happy ending. My historical romance in progress: A Constable's Miserable Life. My modern romance in progress: One Hundred Reasons to Get Back Together with You. Thanks for your support! Completed works. Please give them a try: If you've made it here, it's fate. If you like my work, please add me to your favorites along with my stories (author page) ↓ Premise: