Reborn on the Path to Immortality: Why Are There So Many Oddballs in This Life?

After Bai Ye dies, he is reborn inside a reverse-harem fanfic about his own master, and is completely dumbfounded. Comedy skit: Yun Sui Feng strokes his chin. "Xiao Ye's been acting strange lately." Bai Ye, thoroughly traumatized, crouches in a corner and stares at the sky. "Master, your close friends, loyal subordinates, and even your sworn enemies have all gone completely twisted. Do you even know?" The oddballs, practically bursting with excitement: "Can't we have a proper love at first sight, love-hate relationship, love you but can't say it, or lock you up forever because I can't bear to let you go? Hey, you there, why don't you toss that golden finger and fight me again?" The author flips the table. "Plot outline, how dare you run off like a wild horse with its tail on fire!" Note: This is a bottom-focused story, and the pairings are unpredictable. The author's imagination is like a black hole, and they have a particular fondness for over-the-top melodrama. Who knows what bizarre direction it'll take, so please don't take it too seriously. Another note: I will never waver in my resolve to torment the tops, not the bottom, for ten thousand years. The tops will chase and the bottom will run for a million years. One more note: Xizi is busy with family matters, so updates will usually stop on Saturdays and Sundays. There may also be occasional breaks on public holidays. That's all~ Power levels Human cultivators: Commoner (ordinary civilian) - Orange Rank (low-level warrior) - Yellow Rank (mid-level warrior) - Green Rank (high-level warrior) - Red Rank (martial master, lifespan extended by 300 years) - Blue Rank (martial general, lifespan extended by 300 years) - Purple Rank (marshal, lifespan of 1,000 years) - Shattering the Void (becoming an immortal) Demonic cultivators: Green Rank (ordinary demon) - Red Rank (heart-demon trial) - Blue Rank (demonic general) - Purple Rank (demonic marshal) - Shattering the Void (demon lord) Demon cultivators: Green Rank (ordinary demon beast) - Red Rank (forming a core) - Blue Rank (demon general, shapeshifting) - Purple Rank (demon marshal) - Shattering the Void (demon sovereign) Ghost cultivators: Red Rank (regaining sentience) - Blue Rank (ghost general) - Purple Rank (ghost marshal, also called ghost king) - Shattering the Void (forging a new body and becoming an immortal) This is Yin's little corner. Drop by if you need anything, or even if you don't~~ Xizi's other completed novels: I had to painfully remove the ones that got locked, sob sob sob /(ㄒoㄒ)/