The Great Escape from 'Life'

Blurb: "Reporting, sir! There's a female up ahead holding someone up." "Reporting, Major General! The female you're pursuing is stark... stark naked from the waist up, forcing a male to fight him." "Reporting, First Prince! The female you brought back is flirting with the princess consort." "Reporting, Chief! Someone's offering ten thousand gold for your first time from behind. H-he's a female." This is the story of a shameless male with no bottom line who becomes a rare female but refuses to obediently have children. He raises hell, runs wild, and then, ahem. Note: The names, objects, geography, and dates in this story are either made up or borrowed from Baidu, including some names from ethnic minorities. They're not meant to stand up to scrutiny, so please go easy on me if you have suggestions. Another note: Xizi is reliable about updates, so there's no need to worry. Just check my author page, though a lot of it is locked... Link to my 2021 danmei novel: Blurb: Qian Lai, an interstellar fugitive, accidentally crashes into the Miracle Continent and discovers a place where men vastly outnumber women, the complete opposite of the Interstellar Alliance. After checking his pockets, which are cleaner than his face, Qian Lai turns around and puts on a woman's secret identity. "Step right up, don't miss out! Beautiful ladies' hands for sale! The highest bidder gets to touch!~" -_-b This shameless guy has never had any scruples. Later, this shameless guy even ropes in a darkened lover, hopping back and forth between the Miracle Continent and the Interstellar Alliance, rubbing shoulders with both worlds until he finally settles into a shamelessly affectionate life together. Link to my 2021 romance novel: Blurb: Jinyu, a quick transmigration tasker who has lost her memories, unexpectedly returns to one mission world after another and swiftly overturns the messes she once worked so hard to cover up. Planned stories: Story One: [Historical] The Vicious Supporting Female Character Who Demands Repayment for a Favor Jinyu kicks the male supporting character's doomed ending away and reaches for the dark secret on her back, ready to expose it. "Who put a curse on me? I didn't do those things." System 001 leaps over and clings to Jinyu's hand, sobbing as she tries to uncover the truth. "We did that together! It took so much work, please don't expose us!" Story Two: [Modern] The Green Tea Sister of the Male Lead's Deceased First Love I wake up and everything feels different. I don't love Big Brother Gu anymore? Why? "I must have split personalities. The me now isn't the old me. You want me to leave? Fine, I'll go. I'm coming, world of freedom!~" System 001 calmly smokes, lifting her eyelids with a world-weary look. "Isn't this just changing the plot and clearing your name? I'm used to it by now." The male lead, Gu Junran, rubs his face, looking haggard. "A woman's words are lies. You drugged me, and now you say you don't love me?" Story Three: [Alternate World] A Scummy Wife in a World with More Men than Women One day, the pitiful male lead husband cries sadly, "Wife, do you really not want me anymore?" Blushing, Jinyu walks over and puts a handkerchief in his hand. "Why are you crying? Whether I want you or not, it's embarrassing to talk about that in broad daylight." The male lead husband is left speechless. Another day, the pitiful male lead husband clenches his fists in anger. "I don't believe my wife doesn't love me. I won't believe it!" Jinyu smiles, pries his tightly clenched fingers open, and laces her fingers through his. "Who made you angry? Go ahead and beat him up, husband. If you hurt him badly, your wife will have your back." Yet another day, the pitiful male lead husband falls to his knees. Jinyu quickly kneels down with him. "Husband, how about we get married all over again?" Story Four: [Modern] Two Heiress Daughters Switched Out of Malice Jinyu touches her injured forehead, disbelief written all over her face. "I knew she wasn't my mother. I knew she'd deliberately switched our identities. I knew she was making me go after my own mother, father, and big brother, yet I let her hit me and use me without fighting back. Was I stupid?" Others to be decided. Premise: