[Crossover] My App Store Has a Weird Vibe

The truly tech-illiterate, dumb-as-a-rock, artist heroine received a tablet that was supposedly a user-experience prototype from a company.

[If you can help our company complete user-experience testing for our new product, you can keep it forever.]

Kuma: Huh, let's give it a try... It should be fine, right?

[Please complete the four game genres in the app store.]

Video games? Great! Even though she's an artist and a homebody, she's confident in her gaming skills!

Well, that's what she thought. So why was she completely baffled when she followed the instructions and opened the App Store?

Genre One, raising simulator, You in Meteor City:

A little boy with black eyes and black hair lifts his filthy, bloodstained face from a pile of garbage and curiously looks at her through the screen. "You say you're my mom?"

Kuma: ...R-raising a son, huh? Okay, first let's wipe the blood off his face.

Genre Two, popular RPG, Onmyoji:

Kuma: Big bro, get him! Finish him off! Aaah!!! Fox cub! Combo! Combo! Combo! Oh no, we're going to die, we're going to die, we're going to die!!!

Face Fox and Kuro Mujou: Shut up, Mom!!!

Her Shikigami argue with her through speech bubbles above their heads as they attack the Kirin. Kuma can only cover her face in silence.

Genre Three, idle game, Uchiha Backyard:

Put out a stack of three-colored dango and a few cherry tomatoes in the yard each day, and two handsome black cat brothers will come eat them. If you're lucky, you might even see a big black cat and a little black cat eating dango together.

Genre Four, otome dating game, My Boyfriend and Me: The Cutest Height Difference:

Reborn: A dating game? That sounds interesting. Are you thinking of taking a little trip around the River of Three Crossings?

Kuma: ...

She abruptly shut the tablet and looked utterly miserable.

Hey, what kind of joke is this?

This is the biggest crisis of her life, bar none.

That's right, there really is a height difference between her, at 170 centimeters, and him, at 40 centimeters, longer than the Milky Way...

"Isn't it the other way around, you bastard!!!! Do I have to crouch down or bring over a little stool when we kiss?!!!"

Premise: This is an "adven-ture" (??) about a heroine taking her Shikigami to different worlds to farm awakening materials. Each world has its own boss, which drops awakening materials and fodder for ranking up.

The heroine is a huge goofball. Even she fears how ridiculous she gets when she does something stupid.

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