[One Piece] Hey, Big Brother, Are You Here on a Blind Date?

This is a story requested by the two lovely readers Xiti and Wanyun as part of the New Year's Eve event for paying off story debts. They both requested Hawkeye, so I figured I'd combine them into one full-length story to pay them back. Better than a skit under 3,000 words, right? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (tears of blood) -- Ruidi Loli'er, age 25, from the North Sea, with ancestral roots in Dressrosa, currently registered as a resident of the Third Residential District Committee of Marineford. She works as a teaching assistant in meteorology at the military academy directly affiliated with Marine Headquarters, and is pursuing a PhD in advanced meteorology... And she's in the prime of her life, waiting to get married. A cafe in Marineford: "..." She'd thought this was just a perfunctory blind date arranged by her superiors. Who could have guessed... The man who seemed to be her date made an entrance with a story of his own, a cloud of smoke, and a line dripping with aloof disdain and maximum sarcasm: "Hmph. Trash." Loli'er shakily set down her coffee and looked up at the man who had just taken on more than ten inexplicable "challengers" with one hand, then strode toward her over their unconscious bodies. He had a long sword strapped to his back. She managed a strained smile, her voice trembling: "Bro, are you here for a blind date?" Hawkeye: "..." Links to my other stories: [Moms' Club] Mikoto's story is open for advance reservations! Click here for Mikoto's story: [Naruto + Gintama] I Specialize in Hereditary Chuunibyou Syndrome [Moms' Club] Kushina's story is complete. Click here for Kushina's story: [Naruto] Did You Ask Me Before Hitting My Son? [Naruto] Long multi-pairing story featuring Hashirama and Madara, Tobirama and Izuna, and Itachi and Sasuke. One fandom only, no paid chapters. Click here: [Naruto] Alliance of the Revived [Samurai Time Machine] A light and fluffy Gintama story. Click here: [Gintama] Boyfriend = Sugar, JUMP, and Natural Curls Click here to support Sui's author page: Click here to support Sui on Weibo: