Terminally Ill, I Need My Roommate's Kisses to Get Better

[What's the most thrilling thing in the world?] Xiao Lanyang: Inheriting a fortune by accident, then getting an incurable disease before I've even had time to enjoy it. [What if kissing your roommate would cure your illness?] Xiao Lanyang: To be honest, I could kiss several roommates like that to death in a day. Xiao Lanyang inherited a skyscraper that keeps growing taller, then came down with a bizarre illness that makes you want to give up breathing. First, his breath turned into fire, then his sighs froze into ice. The wild swings between hot and cold left him with a ridiculous, Mary Sue-style case of the flu. Even a cough could produce pearls and little flowers. Later, he discovered that kissing his ill-tempered new roommate could cure him, so Xiao Lanyang decided to set out on the path of making people commit crimes. By the time Yao Chi had locked his heart away completely and even brought the Civil Affairs Bureau to their door, he discovered that Xiao Lanyang saw him as nothing more than a one-time flu shot to use and throw away. Having flirted with someone who was not to be trifled with, Xiao Lanyang packed up his bedding and planned to run. Instead, he was caught red-handed, trembling under Yao Chi's sinister gaze. "I'm not sick anymore." The malice in Yao Chi's eyes only deepened. He forced Xiao Lanyang step by step into a corner, then sneered: "Then get sick again. I'll treat you real·ly·well." To get another chance to sell his body, naturally he had to make sure his lover stayed sick. [Warning: Golden fingers and melodrama abound. The seme is more beast than man, and his behavior is worlds apart from a human's.] = Ultra-short blurb: Raise a skyscraper, raise an even bigger skyscraper, suck on your roommate, suck on the fiercest roommate. And then the skyscraper becomes famous across the three realms, while the roommate sticks to your lips and won't come off. #Sanqiao Tower, where everyone is a villain# [Carefree, irresponsible flirt of a warm-hearted shou X obsessive, clingy seme with his craziness maxed out] Take a look at my upcoming stories: "The Little Sword Spirit Did It!" This sword spirit is going to drain the male lead dry! I'll kill the male lead in three seconds! "The Scum Gong Turns Around" Scum gong, cry louder. I can't hear you. "Triangles Are Stable" Fine, let's break up. The person you love is in love with me. "The Sickly One" Wu Shi was locked up by someone who claimed, in the kindest of terms, that it was for his treatment. Theme: Rent goes up every year, a half-price chronicle of young people drifting north to Beijing