[Mythology Crossover] The Plan to Betray My Master

[The pacing and characterization in this story are so-so. Read at your own risk.] The characters have something to say Xuandu [shocked]: As an ordinary person who knows exactly what I'm like, all I want is a simple life: get married, have kids, and coast along until I die. Everyone has their own aspirations. Am I wrong? Laozi Li Er [even more shocked]: As a second-generation immortal born in the Primordial World, and a young man with ambition, I have made becoming a sage my lifelong goal. Am I wrong, too!? Xuandu [disdainful]: Didn't you become a sage in the Primordial World [the first world]?! Li Er [expressionless]: Then give me back my powers, and let me return to the Primordial World. We can go our separate ways. How about that? Xuandu: Um... Fortunes change, and the wheel turns. How could it be that easy? Master, take this punch! Editor's highlight: Xuandu x Laozi. A bewildered, reality-avoiding, cultivation-refusing bottom who later turns into a cool, arrogant, domineering top who dares you to make him cultivate, paired with a late-stage lazy bottom who keeps spouting nonsense without batting an eye. This story brings together myths, including those of the Primordial World, the Hebrews, and the Greeks :) Warnings [Top-focused story, with the top doting on the bottom. Not suitable for extreme top fans or bottom fans. Thank you!] Theme: