A Record of Earth's Transformation

In 2016, when Earth was sucked into a suddenly formed black hole, she was using gravity to adjust a satellite and take a selfie with the moon. In Lingzhen Year Fifteen, Earth thought she'd merely changed star systems and cheerfully greeted the other worlds nearby, only to get face-slapped again and again. World A turned away. "Hmph. Weak." World B presented its backside. "A lack of spiritual energy must be contagious." World C hadn't even noticed the tiny thing that was Earth. "..." Earth felt the primordial power within her about to burst out of control. Only then did Earth realize that she didn't fit in at all. Meanwhile, her people were busy taking selfies and celebrating. Well, they're certainly her kids. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ You foolish Earthlings, do you know your mother has transmigrated? The Heavenly Dao opened its tightly shut eyes and said without joy or sorrow, "Your birth violates the laws of Heaven and Earth. Go back and be reborn." Earth, who was already 4.5 billion years old, give or take a few million, stared blankly: "Huh?" 1. Pairing: Heavenly Dao Papa x Earth Mama. The early chapters focus mainly on the plot. 2. A super powerful golden finger. 3. Sort-of raising a child, sort-of cultivation. 4. Entirely fictional. Please don't nitpick the details. Mwah! [This novel will be going VIP on January 2, Tuesday. Thank you all for your support =3=] Tizi's author page: Brainstorming Tizi Tizi's upcoming novel: Cultivation Is Easier with a Big Tree to Lean On. A sweet, everyday cultivation story about a pine tree spirit gong and a squirrel spirit shou. Theme: