I'm Not Unlucky at All

Song Xuan experienced great storms, When I was young, I was told by a fortune teller that I would forget if I lived until I was eighteen. Also bound to a garbage system, He had to be forced to send love and warmth to the child of destiny. Song Xu was not very happy, why would he put his hot face on someone else's cold ass. And the system has the nerve to say: If you weren't such an unlucky guy, I bound to the wrong person, who would care about your life or death. The unlucky man is very angry and will give up his job when he is angry. But who would have thought that the child of destiny, who had been ignoring him, suddenly became enlightened. "Xuxu, come closer to me, and get closer." Song Xu leaned over and choked on a smoke ring, which made him burst into tears: "..." Can it still be better? Please collect the pre-received articles↓↓↓ "The world would be over without me!" Ji Lingguan accidentally traveled through time and became a flower shop owner by chance. Soon, he discovered that there seemed to be hundreds of millions of things wrong with this world. Almost every day, customers who came to the flower shop tried their best to invite him—— "Going to a haunted house for a party!"——Corpse Party. "Going to an unknown island for vacation!" - No one survived. "Are you going to attend the academic exchange meeting at the boarding high school next door?" - The innocent soul asked for his life. Ji Lingguan:? Do you locals have such fun? * In this weird world, strange things happen one after another. Until Ji Lingguan went out to deliver flowers again, but accidentally stumbled into a strange scene. Screams, severed limbs, blood, and laughter. Ji Lingguan's expression remained unchanged. After chopping off something that was trying to touch his calf for the ninety-ninth time, he moved his wrist and smiled politely: "Hello, your order for Are You Crying has been delivered? Please give it a five-star review." Troublemaker: What? ? ? Troublemaker: Ouch! ! ! ! ** After Ji Lingguan traveled through time. Outside the infinite world called "Codename Wei", a saying gradually spreads—— When you are sure to be involved in the infinite world, please don't panic. Call the flower ordering (rescue) hotline immediately and pay the fee. The beautiful flower shop owner will take you to experience the local customs and customs without any harm =v= *** cp small theater: One day, Ji Lingguan, who was getting used to strange events, suddenly discovered that there was a weed among the flower plants he had carefully cultivated. Another day, a man appeared in the grass. Ji Lingguan:? Ji Ling Guan: 6 The God of Death who woke up from his slumber was also quite shocked: "...? Why hasn't this shitty world been destroyed yet?" This is unscientific! Later, The frustrated God of Death is depressed every day: "Destroy the world!" Ji Lingguan hurriedly kissed him, hugged him and comforted him: "No, no, no, it can really be saved!!!" Intention: