I'm Not Unlucky at All

Name: I'm Not Unlucky at All
Author: He Wang

我一点也不倒霉

by He Wang (禾望)

Status: Completed
Length: 525k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 1y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Song Xing has been through plenty of storms.

As a child, a fortune-telling old man pointed at him and said he wouldn't live past eighteen. As if that weren't enough, he was bound to a garbage System

that insisted he shower the Chosen One with love and warmth.

Song Xing wasn't thrilled. Why should he go out of his way to warm someone who gave him the cold shoulder?

And the System had the nerve to say, "If you hadn't been such a jinx and made me bind to the wrong person, who'd care whether you lived or died?"

The jinx got mad. When he got mad, he wanted to quit. But who could have guessed that the Chosen One, who'd always ignored him, would suddenly catch on?

"Xingxing, come closer. A little closer."

Song Xing leaned in, only to get a lungful of smoke blown in his face. His eyes watered. "..." Is this ever going to get better?

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This World Is Doomed Without Me!

Ji Lingguan transmigrates by chance and ends up as the young owner of a flower shop.

Before long, he realizes that there is something just a tiny bit wrong with this world.

Almost every day, customers visiting his shop try their hardest to invite him along:

"Want to party in a haunted house?" A Corpse Party.

"Want to vacation on an uninhabited island?" No One Survives.

"Want to attend an academic exchange at the boarding school next door?" Vengeful Spirits Claiming Lives.

Ji Lingguan: ? Do you locals always do such wild things?

In this strange world, bizarre incidents happen one after another.

Then, on yet another flower delivery, Ji Lingguan stumbles into a supernatural scene.

Screams, severed limbs, blood, sinister laughter.

Ji Lingguan doesn't bat an eye. After chopping off the thing that tried to touch his calf for the ninety-ninth time, he rolls his wrist and smiles politely. "Hello, your 'Did You Cry?' order has arrived. Please leave me a five-star review."

Troublemaking evil spirit: What???

Troublemaking evil spirit: Aaaah!!!!

Some time after Ji Lingguan transmigrates,

a saying gradually spreads beyond the infinite world known as Code Name: Supernatural:

If you're sure you've been dragged into an infinite world, don't panic. Call the flower order (rescue) hotline immediately, pay the fee, and the handsome young flower-shop owner will give you a safe tour of the local customs and culture. =v=

Couple bonus scene:

One day, Ji Lingguan, who has grown used to supernatural events, notices a weed among the flowers he has carefully cultivated.

The next day, a man emerges from the weed.

Ji Lingguan: ?

Ji Lingguan: Nice.

The Grim Reaper, awakened from a long slumber, is just as stunned. "... ? Why the hell hasn't this world been destroyed yet?"

This makes no sense!

Later,

the gloomy Grim Reaper mutters every day, "World, just end already!"

Ji Lingguan hurriedly kisses him and pulls him into a comforting hug. "No, no, it can still be saved!"

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