I'm the Ultimate White Lotus (Quick Transmigration)

[Blurb]

Mai Mang has three great regrets in life:

1. She can never wipe out all the scheming women.

2. She can never torment all the scumbag men to death.

3. She can never sample all the delicious food in the world.

Who would have thought that a car accident would bring her into... a System for Winning Over Scumbag Men?

Mai Mang: Help me out here. How do I look lovingly at someone I want to slap?

System: What should I do about a test subject who is always trying to exploit loopholes in the System?

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In her previous life, Jiu Kou was a notorious demoness. People outside said that the young sect master of Yun Ya Sect had been bewitched by her, and would rather turn against his own grandfather than stop fooling around with her.

Only on the brink of death did she realize that the rumors might actually be true.

When she opened her eyes again, she had become the greatest expert under heaven. It turned out that Fu Qingzhi's entire life had been a tribulation that the fox demon Jiu Kou had to overcome to break through to the Heavenly Tribulation Realm.

She said, "What a joke. I delivered him myself back then. How could I possibly fall in love with him?"

Miao Si: "Then who was it that held him in her arms while he was covered in needles like a hedgehog?"

Jiu Kou announced, "Anyone who dares compare brilliant me to the utterly foolish Ning Yidao again will be put to death!"

Everyone under heaven: "The leader of the demon realm loved her dearly, so much so that she can't even bear to hear the name of her late lover. From now on, let's just call him the leader's husband."

The heartless fox spirit says she doesn't love Ning Yidao, but no one believes her.

[Comedic Blurb]

After filling her harem with men, including one ugly fellow, Jiu Kou looked them over and decided that the best-looking man was still the late fool Ning Yidao. She thought, Damn heavens, if you make me angry again, I'll slaughter your entire world!

When Jiu Kou realized she had fallen for that ugly fellow, she couldn't help bursting into tears. "How could I fall for someone like you, someone who isn't good-looking and doesn't even have a nice voice?"

But it turned out the ugly fellow and the best-looking man were one and the same.

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