Beauty Bones

Keep a promise, and wait for you through a thousand autumns.

Lift a lantern, and light your way home.

Flesh decays, but bones endure forever.

Karma comes full circle, and retribution never misses its mark!

Wait, wait, wait. This is supposed to be a proper romance! Start over!

Ye Yan: "Monk, are you stealing my business!?"

Master Zhan Xue silently pulls out a red envelope and stuffs it into someone's paw. "Amitabha." He hands over his wages.

A devoted money-making bottom and an enterprising top who accidentally steals his business. These two are responsible for all the sweetness in the story!

Fake Taoist priest, real monk top x real Taoist priest, fake con-artist bottom

The other main couple: Taoist priest top x otherworldly-space stomach-monster bottom (Let me make this clear: I really am evil.)

P.S. The story is told in separate arcs, with many side couples. The main couple are the protagonists of the whole story, and each arc also features the supporting characters' main stories. If that bothers you, please think twice before reading. The first half focuses on the first couple, while later arcs focus mainly on the second couple. A modern Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio. If it's not for you, escape while you can.