[Transformers] Might as Well Dance

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This story is set in the Mirror Universe of the 2008 animated series. The Mirror Universe of the 2008 animated series. Mir, ror

My name is Blitzwing. I think I might be a character in a comic book.

Going by comic book conventions, I ought to have a nemesis.

...Oh, I don't have one.

Okay. In that case, I'm probably not suited to be a comic book protagonist.

Then what am I?

I'm a Cybertronian, a Cityspeaker, a Triple Changer, and a fine young man with a mild case of split personality disorder.

That's a pretty wicked and wild setup, even for a comic book, but...

Comrade A: "Waaah, sob sob, I accidentally stepped on this little alien and killed it!"

Comrade B: "I'm going to spread love to everyone~!"

Comrade C: "There are so many perverts here. I want to go home!"

Boss: "One spark, one dream!"

Why fight a war? We might as well dance.

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This story is set in the Mirror Universe of the 2008 animated series (TFA).

Featuring a righteous and upright Sentinel Prime, a loyal Starscream, a Blackarachnia who believes in love and peace, a Soundwave who loves humans, and a girlish, crybaby Lugnut.

The Decepticons are basically all perverts. (Smudged out)

And Blitzwing is still split-personality. (.

That's it. I actually plan to take this in a lighthearted, somewhat parody-like direction. Updates depend entirely on my mood, so it might end up abandoned.

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