[Gintama] Yatagarasu

My name is Long. Male. Unmarried.

My title is cool, my life is a shut-in's, my future is bleak, and I barely get any screen time.

The job comes with room and board, but no benefits or retirement plan, and I'm bound to it for life. My top priority right now is helping an overweight old man plot his schemes. I'm exhausted, body and soul.

My current wish is to retire peacefully someday and run free with my pension.

Please note before reading:

1. This story is extremely OOC. Brother Long, I'm sorry. Orz. The author is crazy, the protagonist is crazy, and the supporting characters are crazy.

2. It's tagged as danmei, but that's only because I had no idea what else to tag it with. [.] I don't know who the pairing will be. If all else fails, I'll decide later. [x

3. Updates are slow, but I will finish this.

If you're okay with all that, then you're a true warrior. Come on, brave soul, open Chapter One. [.]