Whoa, You're Showing Signs of Pregnancy!

"Sixth Young Master, the master misses you. Come home for a visit!"

"Sure thing!"

"Sixth Young Master, the master says you should stay in the capital once you get there. Don't go back to the mountains!"

"All right."

"Sixth Young Master, the master says it's time for you to get married!"

"All right... What?"

"Sixth Young Master, the master says you need to hurry up and carry on the Wu family line!"

"???"

"Xiao Liu, do you have some kind of hidden ailment? Or did you have a childhood illness that never fully healed? They say doctors can't treat themselves. Should I find you a good physician?"

"I'm fine... No need... Really, no need..."

"But you've been married for over a year. Why... ?"

"Oh, goodness! I've got medicine simmering over there! I should go check on it!"

"Come here!"

"I'm not coming!"

"Are you going to bed or not?"

"I am! Just not with you!"

"Hey! Don't you get smart with me! You dare refuse to get into this wife's bed? Tell me! If you won't sleep with me, which flirtatious hussy are you going to sleep with?"

"Oh, goodness, easy, easy! Dear sister, can't I just sleep by myself?"

"No! For the sake of the Wu family's descendants, you're sleeping with me!"

Sleeping with you won't give the Wu family any descendants.

A gender-bending, cross-dressing setup, but no pregnancy. A little doctor who only wants to laze around and wait to die, paired with a female general who flies into a rage at the slightest disagreement. Who's the pursuer and who's the pursued depends on my mood.

The language is half classical and half vernacular, set in a loosely imagined ancient world. I'm a professional purveyor of sweet romance. Our goal is... cavities for everyone!