Also known as: Idol Training, and Why I'm Actually Against Shipping Couples
"You two are practically glued together, and you're still all over each other every day. Have you ever thought about how we feel???"
"Who are you calling glued together?! What do you mean, together?! That's just a rumor, a rumor!! We're only a CP, okay!! You know what a CP is?! It's fake! Fake!"
"I like you."
"Nobody's here, and the camera isn't on. Stop acting. Aren't you tired of doing this all day?"
"Oh. I love you."
"Is something seriously wrong with you??? Quit messing around."
"Let's get together, for real. A real CP."
"Meow meow meow??? What's gotten into you?? Weren't you supposed to like long-haired, sweet girls?"
"I like short-haired girls. Goofy ones."
"Okay..."
After someone puts on a wig:
"Why are you so! beau! ti! ful! today!"
"Meow meow meow??? I thought you said you liked short hair?"
"I like you. I like you whether your hair is long or short."
P.S. This is fanfiction based on a certain idol survival show. It's all about girls' love, girls' love, and more girls' love, so pretty much everyone is gay. But it has almost nothing to do with real life, so don't read too much into it [.] If you clicked on this by mistake, you can click away. It's obviously not a serious story, and honestly, it's terrifyingly cringe-inducing.
Theme:
The second brother and second sister-in-law are also super cute (face covering)
It turns out that the second brother's CP is Mr. Di
Li Yu's original work is great. . √
Someone actually wrote this issue of Super Girl. . . Damn, I'm so shocked. By the way, I like Ding Funi√